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paradisa2013-01-24 12:32 pm
iin2ufferable) wrote in paradisa2013-01-24 12:32 pm
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here'2 how thii2 ii2 goiing two work.
ii'm not goiing two a2k where ii am or how ii can leave becau2e gue22 what?
even a pan-dead vegetable can put two and two twogether that a2kiing ii2 goiing two do 2hiit.
hey my2teriiou2 kiidnapper ii know you're all iintwo kiidnappiing people...
and you can keep doiing that whatever ii don't care.
but can ii ju2t go home now plea2e and thank you?
oh okay 2ollux 2ure you can go home now even though you don't have a home.
whiich briing2 me two poiint number two:
ii ju2t don't fuckiing care about thii2 2hiitty a22 ca2tle or where iit ii2.
ii can't deciide iif iit'2 better or wor2e than beiing 2tranded on a huge rock floatiing through nothiingne22.
at lea2t there'2 fewer 2hiitty horn piile2 but that'2 about iit.
they are both two biig, two full of iidiiot2, and about a2 iintere2tiing a2 watchiing the lawnriing grow.
2o ii gue22 my real poiint ii2 that ii hate thii2 place and everyone 2hould leave me alone.
whiich ii2 a fact that no one ha2 ever re2pected before 2o ii don't know why ii'm wa2tiing my tiime 2ayiing iit.
wriitiing iit.
2eriiou2ly what the fuck am ii even doiing there'2 ab2olutely NO POIINT TWO THII2.
thii2 ii2 a new low, ii am talkiing two a book.
ii am 200% done and ii am ju2t goiing two go back two hatiing my entiire piitiiful exii2tence now.
2o unle22 you're kk or ff or maybe tz you can ju2t buzz off.
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here's how this is going to work.
i'm not going to ask where i am or how i can leave because guess what?
even a pan-dead vegetable can put two and two together that asking is going to do shit.
hey mysterious kidnapper i know you're all into kidnapping people...
and you can keep doing that whatever i don't care.
but can i just go home now please and thank you?
oh okay sollux sure you can go home now even though you don't have a home.
which brings me to point number two:
i just don't fucking care about this shitty ass castle or where it is.
i can't decide if it's better or worse than being stranded on a huge rock floating through nothingness.
at least there's fewer shitty horn piles but that's about it.
they are both too big, too full of idiots, and about as interesting as watching the lawnring grow.
so i guess my real point is that i hate this place and everyone should leave me alone.
which is a fact that no one has ever respected before so i don't know why i'm wasting my time saying it.
writing it.
seriously what the fuck am i even doing there's absolutely NO POINT TO THIS.
this is a new low, i am talking to a book.
i am 200% done and i am just going to go back to hating my entire pitiful existence now.
so unless you're kk or ff or maybe tz you can just buzz off.
[ ooc: though he hasn't found a yellow pen yet, troll text permission post is here and applicable to the quirk as well! ]
ii'm not goiing two a2k where ii am or how ii can leave becau2e gue22 what?
even a pan-dead vegetable can put two and two twogether that a2kiing ii2 goiing two do 2hiit.
hey my2teriiou2 kiidnapper ii know you're all iintwo kiidnappiing people...
and you can keep doiing that whatever ii don't care.
but can ii ju2t go home now plea2e and thank you?
oh okay 2ollux 2ure you can go home now even though you don't have a home.
whiich briing2 me two poiint number two:
ii ju2t don't fuckiing care about thii2 2hiitty a22 ca2tle or where iit ii2.
ii can't deciide iif iit'2 better or wor2e than beiing 2tranded on a huge rock floatiing through nothiingne22.
at lea2t there'2 fewer 2hiitty horn piile2 but that'2 about iit.
they are both two biig, two full of iidiiot2, and about a2 iintere2tiing a2 watchiing the lawnriing grow.
2o ii gue22 my real poiint ii2 that ii hate thii2 place and everyone 2hould leave me alone.
whiich ii2 a fact that no one ha2 ever re2pected before 2o ii don't know why ii'm wa2tiing my tiime 2ayiing iit.
wriitiing iit.
2eriiou2ly what the fuck am ii even doiing there'2 ab2olutely NO POIINT TWO THII2.
thii2 ii2 a new low, ii am talkiing two a book.
ii am 200% done and ii am ju2t goiing two go back two hatiing my entiire piitiiful exii2tence now.
2o unle22 you're kk or ff or maybe tz you can ju2t buzz off.
[plaintext]
here's how this is going to work.
i'm not going to ask where i am or how i can leave because guess what?
even a pan-dead vegetable can put two and two together that asking is going to do shit.
hey mysterious kidnapper i know you're all into kidnapping people...
and you can keep doing that whatever i don't care.
but can i just go home now please and thank you?
oh okay sollux sure you can go home now even though you don't have a home.
which brings me to point number two:
i just don't fucking care about this shitty ass castle or where it is.
i can't decide if it's better or worse than being stranded on a huge rock floating through nothingness.
at least there's fewer shitty horn piles but that's about it.
they are both too big, too full of idiots, and about as interesting as watching the lawnring grow.
so i guess my real point is that i hate this place and everyone should leave me alone.
which is a fact that no one has ever respected before so i don't know why i'm wasting my time saying it.
writing it.
seriously what the fuck am i even doing there's absolutely NO POINT TO THIS.
this is a new low, i am talking to a book.
i am 200% done and i am just going to go back to hating my entire pitiful existence now.
so unless you're kk or ff or maybe tz you can just buzz off.
[ ooc: though he hasn't found a yellow pen yet, troll text permission post is here and applicable to the quirk as well! ]
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you don't even know my name, 2o what do you care?
let me an2wer that for you: you don't.
at lea2t you 2houldn't becau2e there ii2 no poiint iin iit.
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Here, I'll introduce myself.
My name is Jane. What's yours?
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2atii2fiied?
becau2e ii am 2o not up for goiing through thii2 whole charade riight now.
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If it's all the same, it's nice to meet you, Sollux.
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don't try two tell me thii2 conver2atiion ha2 been meaniingful or u2eful in any way.
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note how ii am u2iing ma22iive 2arca2m quote2 around "friiend2".
ju2t 2o you don't get any weiird iidea2.
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Well, you enjoy your sarcasm.
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I meant, you go ahead and enjoy your sarcasm.
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iin that ca2e ii already planned two wiith or wiithout your permii22iion.
2o
take THAT?
fuck no that wa2 the 2hittiie2t burn iin the hii2tory of burn2.
can you ju2t pretend ii diidn't wriite that?
that wa2 liike luke warm at be2t and no one de2erve2 that.
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Alright, I will do my best to forget it if you can really come up with something better. :B
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2hiit no ii can't.
not wiith thii2 much pre22ure.
why are you doiing thii2 two me??
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But I'm not trying to put you under pressure at all!
Oh geez...
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