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[iin2ufferable]

here'2 how thii2 ii2 goiing two work.
ii'm not goiing two a2k where ii am or how ii can leave becau2e gue22 what?
even a pan-dead vegetable can put two and two twogether that a2kiing ii2 goiing two do 2hiit.
hey my2teriiou2 kiidnapper ii know you're all iintwo kiidnappiing people...
and you can keep doiing that whatever ii don't care.
but can ii ju2t go home now plea2e and thank you?
oh okay 2ollux 2ure you can go home now even though you don't have a home.

whiich briing2 me two poiint number two:
ii ju2t don't fuckiing care about thii2 2hiitty a22 ca2tle or where iit ii2.
ii can't deciide iif iit'2 better or wor2e than beiing 2tranded on a huge rock floatiing through nothiingne22.
at lea2t there'2 fewer 2hiitty horn piile2 but that'2 about iit.
they are both two biig, two full of iidiiot2, and about a2 iintere2tiing a2 watchiing the lawnriing grow.

2o ii gue22 my real poiint ii2 that ii hate thii2 place and everyone 2hould leave me alone.
whiich ii2 a fact that no one ha2 ever re2pected before 2o ii don't know why ii'm wa2tiing my tiime 2ayiing iit.
wriitiing iit.
2eriiou2ly what the fuck am ii even doiing there'2 ab2olutely NO POIINT TWO THII2.
thii2 ii2 a new low, ii am talkiing two a book.
ii am 200% done and ii am ju2t goiing two go back two hatiing my entiire piitiiful exii2tence now.
2o unle22 you're kk or ff or maybe tz you can ju2t buzz off.







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here's how this is going to work.
i'm not going to ask where i am or how i can leave because guess what?
even a pan-dead vegetable can put two and two together that asking is going to do shit.
hey mysterious kidnapper i know you're all into kidnapping people...
and you can keep doing that whatever i don't care.
but can i just go home now please and thank you?
oh okay sollux sure you can go home now even though you don't have a home.

which brings me to point number two:
i just don't fucking care about this shitty ass castle or where it is.
i can't decide if it's better or worse than being stranded on a huge rock floating through nothingness.
at least there's fewer shitty horn piles but that's about it.
they are both too big, too full of idiots, and about as interesting as watching the lawnring grow.

so i guess my real point is that i hate this place and everyone should leave me alone.
which is a fact that no one has ever respected before so i don't know why i'm wasting my time saying it.
writing it.
seriously what the fuck am i even doing there's absolutely NO POINT TO THIS.
this is a new low, i am talking to a book.
i am 200% done and i am just going to go back to hating my entire pitiful existence now.
so unless you're kk or ff or maybe tz you can just buzz off.

[ ooc: though he hasn't found a yellow pen yet, troll text permission post is here and applicable to the quirk as well! ]

Comments

[iin2ufferable]

you are 2o po2iitiive iit'2 almo2t paiinful.
have you been talkiing two ff or 2omethiing?

[rogueofheart]

:33 < no
:33 < its b33n a sw33p since she has b33n here
:33 < it was only fur a little while but i still miss her

[iin2ufferable]

ii diidn't know you two were friiend2.
ii thought cat2 liiked two eat fii2h.
kiind of awkward.

[rogueofheart]

:33 < i try not to eat the fish that can talk back to me
:33 < actually all joking aside that has become a sort of rule here fur everything i hunt
:33 < beclaws most of the time its actually another resident and not something i can eat

[iin2ufferable]

PLEA2E tell me you don't know thii2 from experiience.

[rogueofheart]

:33 < i purrmise i have never ever eaten another resident
:33 < and when i almost did they spoke up before i could strike or someone spoke up for them
:33 < so most days i just stick to kitchen food

[iin2ufferable]

2orry np but that'2 kiind of weiird.
yeah defiiniitely don't eat anyone.
good plan.
2tiick two that.

[rogueofheart]

:33 < its ok i know its weird
:33 < not the weirdest thing you will ever s33 here i guarant33
:33 < but close enough
:33 < besides there is not really that much native animal life here anyway so i havent propurrly hunted in a while

[iin2ufferable]

2eriiou2ly?
2ome "magiic" ca2tle, iit can't even magiic up 2ome bea2ts for you two hunt ot anythiing like that?
what kiind of pathetiic magiic ii2 THAT?
2crew that, ii'll fiind you 2ome bea2t2 two cha2e.
and they'll be the be2t damn bea2t2 you ever cha2ed.
you wiill never be able two go back two normal bea2t2s.
they wiill ju2t be two boriing and plaiin.

[rogueofheart]

:33 < i mean this in the most platonic way pawssible
:33 < but if you found me some really great beasts to hunt
:33 < i would love you furever

[iin2ufferable]

that'2 what ii'm goiing two do, mo2tly 2o ii can 2ay fuck you two thii2 ca2tle formally.
you're goiing to love mauliing the bea2t2 ii fiind.
i...

purromii2e.

[rogueofheart]

[And that would be a very pleased giggle from Nepeta's end, for both the promise and the pun.]

:33 < you are the best!
:33 < *she gives sollux a big hug fur that*