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[iin2ufferable]

here'2 how thii2 ii2 goiing two work.
ii'm not goiing two a2k where ii am or how ii can leave becau2e gue22 what?
even a pan-dead vegetable can put two and two twogether that a2kiing ii2 goiing two do 2hiit.
hey my2teriiou2 kiidnapper ii know you're all iintwo kiidnappiing people...
and you can keep doiing that whatever ii don't care.
but can ii ju2t go home now plea2e and thank you?
oh okay 2ollux 2ure you can go home now even though you don't have a home.

whiich briing2 me two poiint number two:
ii ju2t don't fuckiing care about thii2 2hiitty a22 ca2tle or where iit ii2.
ii can't deciide iif iit'2 better or wor2e than beiing 2tranded on a huge rock floatiing through nothiingne22.
at lea2t there'2 fewer 2hiitty horn piile2 but that'2 about iit.
they are both two biig, two full of iidiiot2, and about a2 iintere2tiing a2 watchiing the lawnriing grow.

2o ii gue22 my real poiint ii2 that ii hate thii2 place and everyone 2hould leave me alone.
whiich ii2 a fact that no one ha2 ever re2pected before 2o ii don't know why ii'm wa2tiing my tiime 2ayiing iit.
wriitiing iit.
2eriiou2ly what the fuck am ii even doiing there'2 ab2olutely NO POIINT TWO THII2.
thii2 ii2 a new low, ii am talkiing two a book.
ii am 200% done and ii am ju2t goiing two go back two hatiing my entiire piitiiful exii2tence now.
2o unle22 you're kk or ff or maybe tz you can ju2t buzz off.







[plaintext]

here's how this is going to work.
i'm not going to ask where i am or how i can leave because guess what?
even a pan-dead vegetable can put two and two together that asking is going to do shit.
hey mysterious kidnapper i know you're all into kidnapping people...
and you can keep doing that whatever i don't care.
but can i just go home now please and thank you?
oh okay sollux sure you can go home now even though you don't have a home.

which brings me to point number two:
i just don't fucking care about this shitty ass castle or where it is.
i can't decide if it's better or worse than being stranded on a huge rock floating through nothingness.
at least there's fewer shitty horn piles but that's about it.
they are both too big, too full of idiots, and about as interesting as watching the lawnring grow.

so i guess my real point is that i hate this place and everyone should leave me alone.
which is a fact that no one has ever respected before so i don't know why i'm wasting my time saying it.
writing it.
seriously what the fuck am i even doing there's absolutely NO POINT TO THIS.
this is a new low, i am talking to a book.
i am 200% done and i am just going to go back to hating my entire pitiful existence now.
so unless you're kk or ff or maybe tz you can just buzz off.

[ ooc: though he hasn't found a yellow pen yet, troll text permission post is here and applicable to the quirk as well! ]

Comments

Dictated

[iin2ufferable]

Yeah? And how am I supposed to know what's specific enough? Thanks, but no, no screechbeast paw nonsense for me, thanks.

Dictated

[kid_apocalypse]

That's what experiments are for, silly! Just try it in your room, if you're afraid of someone seeing you get pied in the face or something. If you're too afraid to try new things, you'll never get to experience anything!

Dictated

[iin2ufferable]

Really? You think a pie is the biggest of my worries?

Dictated

[kid_apocalypse]

Just depends on what you wish for. If you're worried, start small, and work your way up. Can't discover the limitations of something unless you test them, right?

Dictated

[iin2ufferable]

Not if it's a delayed reaction. Like some kind of countdown timer. You think you're in the clear then bam, a month later it all starts coming back. What then?

Dictated

[kid_apocalypse]

Well, I suppose that's a possibility, but there are people who've been here for years who haven't suffered any noticeable side-effects when it comes to the wishing. I was pretty skeptical about it myself when I first came here, but after talking with people about it, I realized that if the castle's goal is to keep us here, it's gotta be able to provide for us, without doing things to drive us away, right?

Dictated

[iin2ufferable]

...maybe it takes years, however long that is.

[ Yeah he's stubborn. ]

Dictated

[kid_apocalypse]

Maybe, but that's getting awfully specific, isn't it? I mean...you can abstain from wishing if you want, but you'll be hard-pressed to find anything in the castle that wasn't wished for, you know?