Twenty Spoons {Accidentally Dictated}

[cyan_maid]

[Today's entry is much different from Jane's usual entries. Today, it seems as if the journal has been opened promptly and sharply, and her voice doesn't sound as close as usual.]

-Can't thank you enough for your help, Anna! I swear, I wouldn't trust anyone else with knowing my special Snickerdoodle recipie. You promise you won't let anyone know it? [There's a bleep-bloop for a response, and it's close by. Who has Jane's journal?]

Thank goodness! Now, I think I can use cookie cutters without souring the batch. It's not traditional, but I'm in the mood for making shapes. What do you think? [Blorp-beep!] Hoo hoo! Excellent! You roll out the dough, and I'll pick out a cookie cutter.

[There's a lot of clinking and rustling from far away, until...] Ahah! I've never seen this cutter before...it looks sort of like an Elephant's head - Anna, why are you shaking your head? Hey, give that back-

[Bloop-blorp!!] ...OH!!! Oh oh oh. Oh my. It's a - a dongle. That is definitely a dongle. [Her tone shifts to annoyance.] Oh Lordy. Why would anyone include something like this in a kitchen collection of cookie cutters? It is juvenile, ridiculous, irresponsible-

[There's a pause, as if a thought has struck the speaker, and soon stifled chuckles can be heard.] Oh my! It's - it's actually kind of funny to think about! Hoo hoo hoo! You know what? Let's use it!

[...Beep?]

((OOC: Credit for the origin of the Dickerdoodles joke with Jane, which is highly juvenile and hilariously ridiculous, goes to Goopi here. Uh you guys can take a dongle right??? If not I can hide the entry behind a cut.))

Comments

[not_mafia]

Don't worry, I won't take long. I'll see you there, Jane-san!

[Oh and that does sound like the journal closing.]

[cyan_maid]

Ah, wait-

[But it's too late! Jane, you'd better think of something fast or you're going to have the most awkward time explaining dongledoodles to a guy friend.]

actionnnnn

[not_mafia]

[About fifteen minutes later, Tsuna comes into the kitchen, taking his ear muffs and letting them hang around his neck.]

Brrr, it's still so cold out... Jane-san?

Action forever!

[cyan_maid]

[She's here, but she's a bit preoccupied at one of the counters. You can hear a knife scratching against something, but she's blocking whatever's being cut. Nearby, there's a robot! It looks a lot like Jane and it's waving amiably at you.]

Oh my God, this is is embarassing...

[not_mafia]

Ah... [There is a Jane-like robot waving at him.]

Jane-san?

[cyan_maid]

[Yeah don't worry about the robot, she'll just be doing inconsequential things in the background.

Jane jumps, though, and turns to face you.]

Oh! Tsuna, um...I didn't see you there!!!

[not_mafia]

Hey, are you alright?

[cyan_maid]

Me? Hoo hoo hoo!! I'm just peachy!!!

[Don't come any closer please there are still dongledoodles on the tray]

[not_mafia]

Ah, is that so...?

[He looks over.] So, what's with the robot?

[cyan_maid]

Oh-

[Yes Anna, be the distraction!]

She's Anna! My friend Dirk made her for me for Christmas! She can bake for me.

[Beep beep!]

HELLO I AM TERRIBLE AT THIS

[not_mafia]

Oh, I see! That was pretty nice of him. [he doesn't know just how nice, given he doesn't know Jane's loss.

He sniffs the air, then looks over at Jane.]

Those cookies smell really good!

NO SHUSH YOU'RE DOING FINE

[cyan_maid]

Yes, it was quite nice of him-

[She's leaning back over the tray now. IF SHE LEANS FAR ENOUGH THEY WILL DISAPPEAR.]

T-Thank you! Thank you but they are definitely still cooling!

YOU MIGHT WANT TO DOUBLE CHECK TSUNA'S POST BTW

[not_mafia]

... Jane-san? You're acting really weird...

OHO I SEE

[cyan_maid]

Hoo! Weird? Not at all!! I am just so - thrilled - to be baking again!!!!

[There's a disgruntled beeping noise from Anna, if beeping noises can even be disgruntled.] Hush, Anna!

[not_mafia]

Ah, really? You must sure love baking...

[cyan_maid]

I do! I haven't been able to properly bake since I came here-

[Anna's reaching behind her to take a cookie. Perhaps to give it to Tsuna? Jane can't see that it's still in the shape of a dongle though.]