paradisa | DAY 2

LISTEN UP, LOW LIFE PRINCES WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING-!

Obtain the Golden Egg.

You should have noticed by now that your princess isn't waking up- if you haven't then you are a failure of a prince!

Your princesses will not wake up no matter what you do. You must obtain the Golden Egg if you wish to help them.

'Egg' is only figurative; it is much more than that.

...Probably.

You cannot just find it, you must create it. These are the items you will need!

The Cape as Red as Blood
The Cow as White as Milk
The Shoe as Pure as Glass
The Hair as Bright as Fire
The Dress as Small as a Fairy
The Pea as Painful as a Pin
The Crown as Green as a Frog
and The Rose as Old as Time

With these you will create the Golden Egg.

...Maybe.

Your mermaids will be able to sense the location of the items, so I suggest you follow their lead!

Until then, [a finger snap and every sleeping princess disappears] I will be keeping your princesses. Bring the Golden Egg to me or else.

[and like that, the broadcast is over.]

(ooc: sections will go up throughout the day!
SECTIONS: REACTIONS | MEETING OF THE PRINCES | THE CAPE AS RED AS BLOOD)

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Now now, let's not smash everything, you'll only get OCD and want to tidy it up later.

Welcome to Paradisa, the Land of Things Not Making Sense.

[she knows him. HOW DOES SHE KNOW HIM. this is frightening. and also comforting on some level. he's already even picking the table up and putting it back where it was, so. hnngh.]

I noticed. No need to be sarcastic. ... Alright, so this list of stuff, it's like a secondary directive, right? ... We'd better get to it.

[he needs his right-hand program back so he can FIX THIS SHIT.]

[Good. Keep the table on the ground where it belongs]

There's almost always a need to be sarcastic. And yes. That's about what it is. Finding it probably won't be easy.

[he will as long as nothing else pisses him off this badly, but so far that's not looking so good, odds-wise]

Doesn't matter if it's easy or not, it's a directive, and I need my right-hand program back. Let's get to it. ... What's a cow?

It's a big thing on four legs that moos and gives milk.

[whatever a moo is. he makes a face] Four legs. Right. That sure narrows it down. ... I didn't see anything like any of those things in the library, so that's at least one place we don't have to look.