XLIX

[wilder]

[Aw yes, it's time that awkward morning after of a mass castle loss]

[....]

Wow, that was sure...something.

Normally I'd start asking questions about Earth and what sick minds think up places like that, but you know what? Nah. This time I'm gonna spare you guys. Because sometimes ignorance is bliss!

So! How about instead we all agree never to talk about those three days again, hm? I won't even point out which ones of you aged terribly! Consider it a free pass from your benevolent and great Zelos Wilder!

How's that sound? ♥

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[wilder]

[SLKDJFKSJLD Just have an angry whine noise!!!]

I am so gonna get you back one day.

[wolfchild]

No, you won't!

[wilder]

I so will!

When you least expect it.

[wolfchild]

There is nothing you can do someone hasn't done to me already.

[ Stuck in a frilly dress? Check. Made to take two baths in one day? Check. Had hair cut and decorated with ribbons? Check. Got a front row view to everything awful that can be done to a human? Super massive check. ]

[wilder]

Challenge accepted!

[wolfchild]

[ oh yes she's so worried look how worried she is ]

Here. I'll get the rest out.

[wilder]

[Yes underestimate him- he will make you pay somehow]

How do I know you won't put more in?! Or a crab?!

[wolfchild]

[ Straight-faced: ] I put the crab on your crystal.

[wilder]

WHAT?!

[Lifting his shirt to check!!]

[wolfchild]

[ w o w ]

There isn't any. How stupid do you think I am?

[wilder]

More like devious.

[wolfchild]

Stay still and let me take them out before you rip hair with them.

[wilder]

[A sigh, because honestly there is some that is really hard to get on his own]

Fine...

[wolfchild]

[ She'll even be nice and not pull his hair!

Sure, she dumps all of the seaweed in his lap but you know. Twelve. ]

You need ten seconds with a comb now. [ No, wait… ] More truly.

[wilder]

Ew! [Shoving all that seaweed out of his lap!]

[And he'll give her an UNAMUSED FACE] More like I need a long, long shower.

[wolfchild]

[ She points at the ocean. ] Go on then.

[wilder]

[....]

[Finds a piece of seaweed on his shoulder, and tosses it at her :x ]

[wolfchild]

[ She bats it away, giggling. ]

Do you want to go?

[wilder]

Do you wanna go?

[wolfchild]

I'm asking you. You're the one sleeping and complaining. If you're tired…

[wilder]

I just fell asleep is all! It was really comfortable...[Though he seems a bit confused as he realizes he didn't have a nightmare]

[wolfchild]

What?

[wilder]

...Nothing!

[wolfchild]

Come on! I'm going to find you a crab!

[wilder]

A crab? Man, what's with you and crabs today!