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Dairine Regan Callahan ([personal profile] wizard_redfive) wrote in [community profile] paradisa2014-05-04 10:27 pm
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[Filtered away from Conan and anyone who might hurt him]

Psst... Hey, guys. Mind doing me a favor? Did you hear that mopey kid rambling on about Holmes and Reichenbach?

If you didn't, it's on the page before this one. [She even writes down a page number just in case.]

For those of you who don't know him, his name is Conan Edogawa, and today is his birthday! Poor kid has been feeling pretty down lately though, and it seems his mood isn't much better today. So I'd appreciate it if you could do a little something to mark the occasion. It doesn't have to be much ― just something to let him know we care. [Because clearly that's what he wants. Not really. But this is not just a prime trolling opportunity (though that's certainly a plus). Dairine really wants Conan to feel better, even just a little. So she adds as sweetly as possible.]

After all, it would be such a shame for someone his age to be sad on his birthday, right?
therealrisette: (Legaspu!)

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[personal profile] therealrisette 2014-05-07 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, it's Conan-kun's birthday already?!

[She totally forgot! She's been so distracted by everything else happening, and just...

Oh no, she's a terrible neechan...]
therealrisette: (Quietly concerned)

[Dictated]

[personal profile] therealrisette 2014-05-13 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
[He must have secretly wanted this to happen, then. Unless it's just that for a smart kid, he's not too bright.]

I can't believe it's been a whole year... it's way too late to throw him a party now! I'll have to do something to make it up to him...

[... And hey, since she's here...]

You know him pretty well, right? Can you think of anything he might really want that he wouldn't just wish for?
therealrisette: (I don't even...)

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[personal profile] therealrisette 2014-05-26 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty typical for him, huh?

[She'd think someone like Conan would be really happy about getting older. But then, he's also not getting any older while he's here. Maybe that's why he keeps so quiet about it...]

Oh, well... maybe it'll be enough just to spend a little time together! He can't be so serious all the time...
therealrisette: (What are you doing over there?)

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[personal profile] therealrisette 2014-06-03 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, right!

[A gift....... hmmmm...]

I gave him that funny-looking hat last year... and he probably already has a magnifying glass, huh?

I wonder what else he'd like...?

[If the world depended on Rise Kujikawa knowing anything but the most stereotypical things associated with Sherlock Holmes, it would be doomed.]
therealrisette: (Table manners)

[Dictated]

[personal profile] therealrisette 2014-06-12 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dairine, please. Rise doesn't even know what box she's supposed to be thinking in, let alone what's outside it.]

He has a book collection, too...?

[Yeah. Could she possibly sound any more clueless right now?]
therealrisette: (Awww you're so adorable!)

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[personal profile] therealrisette 2014-06-14 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Different languages, huh...?]

Oh!

[Suddenly an idea strikes!]

Does he have any in Japanese or English?

[... No one said it was a good idea. Why wouldn't he have them in his own language and the original language they were written in?]
therealrisette: (My hair can generate magical flowers!)

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[personal profile] therealrisette 2014-06-18 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Could you really? I'm already late, I don't wanna give him something he already has...

[If a different edition of a book he already has is still different to Conan, that makes things a lot easier for her! As weird as she thinks it is.]
therealrisette: (Kinda worried here)

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[personal profile] therealrisette 2014-06-26 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, he can't have them all...

[Clearly, she doesn't know Conan that well. She should probably be questioning how Dairine is checking so quickly, too, but this doesn't seem to be the time.]
therealrisette: (What are you doing over there?)

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[personal profile] therealrisette 2014-07-03 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, really?

[There's an idea. Picture books or activity books or something...]

I guess he's a little old for some picture books, but it should be okay if it's for his collection, right?

[He's not that old, after all! (As far as she knows.)]
therealrisette: (Awww you're so adorable!)

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[personal profile] therealrisette 2014-07-13 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Perfect! Thanks a lot, Dairine-san!!!

[It'll be a little late, yes, but at least she'll have some way of acknowledging his birthday. ... She may credit Dairine with the idea, too, only time will tell...]