WINTER WRAP-UP!

[rarities]

[Good morning, Paradisa! You know what today is. That's right, it's WINTER WRAP-UP!!! Now that you've gotten your note about your task -- put on your coats, scarves, and gloves, and get to work!]

CASTLE SHOVELING | CLOUD MOVING | WILDLIFE AWAKENING | PUTTING OUT THE FIRES | ICE SCORING | CASTLE SEED PLANTING | BIRD DIRECTING | BIRD NESTS | TOWER CLEANING | CITY STREET PLOWING | CITY FOOD PLANTING | ORGANIZATION TEAM

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Comments

[molotov]

[Teasing:] Have you considered learning to read?

[assassino]

[he laughs]

I know how to read! I'm just not very fond of it, that is all.

[molotov]

How unfortunate. I can think of several publications that would interest you, but I doubt they would delve into the answers to your scientific questions.

[assassino]

[Noo, you can't wave that under his nose.]

Show them to me anyway, perhaps they'll catch my attention for long enough.

[molotov]

[Molotov clucks her tongue a little.] They will catch your attention plenty, but no one likes a man who only looks at the pictures. And you do not like to read, remember?

[assassino]

[Laugh]

Pictures? No, no. And just because I do not enjoy reading does not mean I do not read. I will read these publications.

[molotov]

You might find yourself hard-pressed to read once you see the pictures, kroshka.

[assassino]

And why is that?

[molotov]

Why do you think?

[assassino]

Babies growing inside women, perhaps?

[molotov]

Well, those books are in the library too... but nyet, these pictures do not get quite as far as the baby.

[assassino]

Men impregnating women?

[Cue slow look of dawning realization on his face.]

[molotov]

I actually am not sure how much men play into the picture. Usually the women are alone. But that knowledge is based on the issues I threw out when Samson moved in.

[assassino]

[No, not thinking sexy thoughts anymore. If men aren't involved, then how...?]

If the women are alone, how are they impregnated?

[molotov]

It is more or less implied that that part will come after the pictures.

[assassino]

I don't get it.

[molotov]

Is sex that sad and clinical for women in your time?

[assassino]

[... Laugh]

Not for the women I sleep with, but I thought we were talking about science, not lovemaking.

[molotov]

We are. I made a joke and then you caught me off-guard.

[assassino]

I see.

[Grins.]

And why did you have these issues?

[molotov]

I was being helpful and disposing of them for my fiance.

[assassino]

Oh, they were his?

[molotov]

Da.

[assassino]

I suppose he would not want them anymore, seeing as he will have a wife soon.

[molotov]

Actually, I have no doubt he would have wanted to keep them. All the more reason to throw them away.