[for once, the squeal of the radio frequency being turned on yields straight into Mark's voice - no Leonard Cohen, or cover artist thereof] Hey, folks, how's it hangin'. Only one new name in the hallowed hackneyed halls of Castle Wonderfuck this week: so let's have everyone give a great big "Jesus Christ we're so sorry you have to live with us all" to
Lenalee!
Anyone lookin' for extra Caisos or something to do with their spare time? Well, they're hiring at the
Death Match bar and at
the coffee place in town, and for those of you with green thumbs, there might be
a communal garden going up somewhere, at some point.
Aside from that, I can almost hear crickets out there. We didn't lose THAT many people, did we? I mean, all I got outta you all was residual whining about your fake families, wah wah blah. Sure, a couple of you got existential over the last couple of days, but don't tell me the summer heat's getting to you all so bad that you've all gone braindead!
Let's get things jumpin' a little around here. The castle sucks, you know it, I know it, we all know it. But why don't you all tell me one thing about home that you couldn't get paid to ever have to deal with again. And we're talking, paid so much you'd be set for life.
Me? Gimme a world without televangelists.
[with that, he clicks on the tape deck. have some Genesis. and some Oingo Boingo. with that, he'll peace out - it's a short broadcast this week, apparently]