[Leonard Cohen's voice drifts out over the airwaves for a little while - and out through open journals, for those who didn't get radios, this past Christmas, of course. after the first verse or so, the track fades out, and Mark pipes up, at ten on the dot, as usual.]So, who's out there tonight in the wide world of Wonderfuck? Any of you still got an ear open for your pal Hard Harry? I know I've at least got a few new listeners:
Arthur,
Dave,
Genis,
Justinia,
Dean, and
Mufasa. As for the rest of you all? I still love ya, I really do. Think of it like ... oh, like when that weird uncle of yours threw you in the deep end of the pool even when you said you didn't want to. Or called you stupid names before you were old enough to get that he was so emotionally fuckin' stunted that that was the only way he could tell you he cared. Sometimes I just gotta be a dick, you know? And I'm not the only one. We've all been there. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Tell you what, if anyone still has any hurt feelings about last week, drop me a line and I'll have the ghosts send you an
air freshener. You get a choice between Royal Pine, New Car, and Vanilla. Just remember, kids ... air fresheners only cover up the bad smell. The source of the stench is still somewhere underneath. ... While you all think about that... I'll just let the tunes roll, shall I? We got
a little somethin' for everyone, tonight...