crownless_kingGooooood morning boys, girls, Reno and robots! Today is a lovely little day this side of the magical planescape. I'm Travis, but you already know that, here to bring you some good cheer. Why is that?
Well first, let me go on the record one last time. The DeathMatch, the best fucking place in all of Paradisa, is hiring. Bartenders and bouncers, which means ample opportunity to knock heads and knock back drinks. It's so fucking awesome, we got a ninja and an Italian gigolo working here. I mean you can't beat that, right? Ninjas and Italian gigolos. The only thing missing is a robot.
And you, of course.
But hey, I get it. You want the booze and brawls without the menial labor. Well then this is where the news gets great. Because in five days time, the DeathMatch officially reopens for business! Better than ever and fit to burst with all the entertainment your stunned ass could ever want. And to celebrate, we're gonna be holding a big party on the night. We'll have everything from free drinks, to activities like "Pin the explosion on Superboy Prime's face" and "Dunk the Azula cosplayer".
So mark the calendar! Five days from today! September 10th!
And there you go. Now back to your regularly scheduled...castleness.