006 violent outbursts dictated

[hatesgoodbyes]

Ha ha ha ha, and ha. Very fucking funny.

You took it.

Now give it back.

Do it soon and I might not even break your arm.

[That hot headed Hufflepuff Alli is very unhappy on discovering that a very personal item is missing, did you take it? Do you know who did? Do you want to throw someone under the bus? Come on..say something back, it' should to be interesting.]

029 - Riiiibbitt

[silentrunning]

[Good morning, fellow Hogwarts students! Have one 1 very skittery-looking Gryffindor running around the common room, peering around under the furniture, and generally staying close to the ground. Her open journal is lying on the chair that she's currently looking under, and it's picking up what she's muttering.]

Where IS he? Couldn't have gotten far. Oh crap.

[What do?]

063. Bron Yr Aur Stomp

[samson]

[Backdated to yesterday after classes!!!! Awesome.]

[Filtered to Gryffindor quidditch players]
So, hey. I'm not going to make this a big thing like that Serket girl, but we're gonna practice until curfew. 'cause if we lose to freakin' Hufflepuff, it's gonna be embarrassing as shit.
[/filter]

Gryffindor's gonna be on the lawns practicing today, since some other people need an official pitch and whatever in order to play even somewhat decently. I mean, just saying, we could win a game wherever. Any terrain. Not a big deal.

[He is making this a big thing just like that Serket girl. Can't help it... competition....]

Anyway, if anybody wants to get a look at a winning team, you know where to find us.

[ooc. open!!!!! if you want to do in-person quidditch practice shenanigans, go nuts and threadjack each other to your hearts' content.]

Battle 2

[princeandwizard]

[So Ohjiro has been rather enthusiatic about this change... if only because as a child, he'd wanted to be a wizard. So needless to say his inner child may very well have something to do with it... and after all, it is rather interesting in the long run.]

To think we were in Tokyo just a couple of weeks ago... and now we're in a wizarding school. Paradisa is quite full of surprises, isn't it?

I hear that the Quidditch matches are today. For those of you involved in the game, I wish you all the very best of luck. I'll certainly be looking forward to seeing the matches.

[He won't outwardly say who he'll be cheering for... but he'll be rooting for you, Ravenclaw.]

( Friends )

[If anyone would be wandering the area, they may find a Ravenclaw-uniformed Ohjiro in the Clock Tower Courtyard, and he may or may not be living up to the Ravenclaw reputation by having a book in his hand. He's got magic to learn, after all! And his ever-faithful angel Wizard is sitting next to him on a couple of other books, kicking his legs over the side of the books and looking around. Yeah, Hogwarts sure did enchant that little doll to move.]

8 Famiglie~ [backdated to yesterday/action]

[is_mafia]

[He'd quite given up on locating Tsuna by foot because this place was enormous, and was instead just wandering about looking at the moving portraits and the strange statues. It was all part of scoping this place out so he and Zelos could skip the rest of the week. He wasn't about to have to go to these classes on magic and such. Not when it didn't even apply to him outside of this week. Though he did wonder if there was a library he could hide in.

But that wasn't helping him find Tsuna at all, and there were no clues to where he was, such as his 'panicked screams of misery', as Zelos termed it.]

( Tsuna )

[Two - Swish Foosh Foosh]

[babyaliendaddy]

I only got one thing to say, Hogwarts.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVENCLAW!

[There is the sound of a throat clearing.]

Will now proceed to kick the shit out of Slytherin. That is all.

[Yeah, okay, he might be getting into this whole Hogwarts thing.]

All the cool kids will report to a celebratory party afterwards, hosted be me, Tucker, Ravenclaw 6th year. Be there, or be not cool.

Fifty-first Spell

[courageous_wit]

[she clears her throat, trying to sound as much of an authority figure as possible. She's done this as a prefect but it's an entirely new feeling when you're shouldering the burden of being a professor. Plus she has to pretend that this is all normal for those who have fake memories. Sigh]

Hello, students. Welcome back to another year at Hogwarts. I am the Arithmancy professor, Hermione Granger. Will all of my OWL and NEWT students please turn in your summer homework as soon as possible? We'll be getting right to work in your next class so I want to be sure you're prepared.

I'd also like to welcome all of the new Gryffindors. As your Head of House, I want you to know you can come to me with any questions. Good luck to our team today. I know that you'll all do our House proud. [she's really not into Quidditch, but she'll still support the team]

[filter: people who remember Paradisa]
Hello. I'm actuallly from this world originally. We're in my school, so if you get lost or need help, just let me know.

31 - Care of Magical Creatures Class

[radiantwingedone]

Students who are in Care of Magical Creatures this afternoon... Please refrain from bringing snacks along with you. You won't starve between lunch and dinner, and I won't pay for any damages to your robes from ignoring this warning.

[ ... And he won't do anything more than break up the fight if you get mauled by a creature either. If you pissed one of them off, that was because you weren't listening. Jeez.

Regardless of that, Professor Pantarei (Why yes, he may just casually hex any student who decides to make fun of that-) and his teaching assistants will be down out on the grounds with a few Hippogriffs. There's a couple different sizes, like the horse half was a drafthorse rather than a racer, or the bird half was owl rather than hawk. One even looks a bit gangly and too-fluffy to fly yet. ]

One lost Hobbit student

[unexpected_adventures]

[Bilbo was still trying to get used to the idea that the castle was now a school for wizards. Or magic folk as he liked to think of it. He was dressed in his Gryffindor robes, the lion emblazoned on the front of his blazer. Was he Gryffindor material though? He liked to think he was brave, yet he wasn't all that confident with things.

Turning a corner, he realised that he was indeed, lost. He was trying to get to the Library, yet he had come up against another dead end. Why did this school have to be so HUGE? He sighed and held out his wand in front of him. Maybe he could get the wand to do a spell that would aid him? He really had no idea about this.]

You are lost, Bilbo Baggins. Admit it. You have no idea where you are going... [He was hoping that he'd bump into someone else, perhaps a student and ask for directions to the Library.]

LVIII

[wilder]

( Filtered to Friends that Remember Paradisa )

[Filtered to Students not likely to rat him out]

[After attempting to do homework all day, Zelos has given up on trying to do all this stuff on his own. There was just too much and it was bad enough he was lacking four years of schooling knowledge already!]

[So he decided to do what he does best- cheat. And so dictated in a sweet teenage voice, will come Zelos]

Haha, hey guys and ladies- I'm here with a little proposition.

You see, I'm a transfer student from another school called Paradisa and...well, we don't have a lot of the same classes! I know, maybe you haven't heard of it- it's from pretty far away from here!

Anyway...I was wondering, since I seem so far behind, if any of you wouldn't mind helping me out with my work? It's only fourth year stuff, so it can't be too tough for a lot of you, right? Or help me figure out getting around the grounds, because I swear I've gotten lost so many times today!

And in return, if you help me out, well...I'll help you out with any Arithmancy homework! Or if that doesn't work, I can help you out with any romantic problems you might have! Seriously, I'm an expert in both fields! ♥

So what do you say? Anyone wanna help a new guy out?

Teach 247.

[onlyanapple]

[Congratulations Muggle Studies students. You have Professor A.J Crowley to teach you the finer things about the world of muggles. He has his journal open on his desk, into which he dictates into as he wheels into the classroom an old TV and an even older VCR. Sorry he's from 1990, what do you expect?]

You've got exactly three seconds to get through the doors for my class before I send something nasty after you. Just a fair warning, kids!

[That done, and his journal still open, he turns on the TV, static crackling away, 'snow' all over the screen]

Today you're going to learn the ancient muggle art of programming a VCR. You need to get the TV onto a channel, get a blank cassette into the VCR, program it to the channel you want and record five minutes of that specific program. Student who does it fastest gets ten points ot their house or something. I don't care.

[He sits on his chair, putting his feet up on his desk and pulling out a hipflask]

You kids get right on that while I sit here and drink my...butterbeer and grade your efforts.