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[molotov]

[Happy April, Paradisa! Molotov is aware that it's April Fool's Day, and she's also aware of the stupid weather, but she has a task that just can't wait.]

[Delivered by ghost this morning, to: Ezio Auditore, Hellboy, Dr. Gregory House, Mark Hunter, Kate Kane, Kermit, Mindy Macready, Corporal Maladict, Cross Marian, Princess Nudge, Spike Spiegel, Damian Wayne, Alleria Windrunner, Sylvanas Windrunner, and Veeresa Windrunner.]
[All of you should have previously received a save the date card. Well, now, in an envelope addressed to you "and guest", you've received this:]



[You know, for all your formal invitation wedding needs.

Inside the envelope, there's an RSVP card, mostly because Molotov is pretty big on traditions. You know, like formalities and proper execution methods. The card literally just says to contact her through the journal. Because Molotov is dumb.

Some of your envelopes might also contain a special, handwritten note! These are mostly chastising, such as telling you to dress properly, to be on your best behavior, etc. Because Molotov is also a bitch.]

[Molotov is actually out in this terrible weather, taking care of her poor bears, making sure they're happy. Once that's done, she just holes up in the reserve's office with Mishka, reading and waiting for the rain to break.]

[ OOC: Open to anyone who might be out in that weather, for whatever reason. TO THE WEDDING INVITEES: feel free to apply whatever bitchy little note might work best for your character, if they got one. Also, the invitations went out regardless of how she feels about each particular person, so you might get attitude when you RSVP >:3 ]

Comments

[molotov]

It is just an idea. These rumors fly when one fails to give any clues as to the identity of a subject.

[assassino]

Well, I doubt it.

[molotov]

Was he quite the ladies' man?

[assassino]

Not the same way I am, but he certainly spends time with women.

[molotov]

Are you sure he is not just asking them for fashion tips?

[assassino]

Positive.

[molotov]

Well, Mr. Auditore, whatever you say.

[assassino]

[it is what he says! For once!]

I think I would know if he enjoyed the company of boys. That sodomy charge was just some other artist jealous of his success.

[molotov]

[That's not what his fandom says......................... ]

Actually, I believe it is something that historians began thinking about long after his death. But, I suppose I can trust someone who is such an expert on the sodomy that he was or was not committing.

[Molotov very obviously thinks this is hysterical.]

[assassino]

[EMBARRASSED...]

I am not an expert on sodomy, the charge was laid shortly before we met, that's all.

[molotov]

No smoke without fire, Ezio. In every aspect of life. Someone with your hobbies should keep that in mind.

[assassino]

Well, I trust my knowledge of my oldest friend more than the knowledge of some historian.

[molotov]

Are you offended more by the fact that these are lies [or so he says], or by the idea of your friend being a homosexual?

[assassino]

[Pause. He gets the impression that there's a right and wrong answer here.]

I don't know what a homosexual is, but I assume you're suggesting he likes the company of other men... of course I don't like that he may be doing something that could get him executed, but most of all I don't like that history is telling lies about him.

[molotov]

It is just speculation. That is what happens when you are one of the most important people to have ever lived, but you fail to leave behind any information at all about your personal life.

[assassino]

He keeps dozens of journals. Did none of them survive?

[molotov]

None of them contain personal information, at least none that the public know about.

[assassino]

Hmm. Well, interesting that people in your time need something to talk about even after all of his art and inventions.

[molotov]

They talk about it because the Mona Lisa is the most famous painting in the world, probably of all time, and no one knows who the subject is. It is natural to wonder.

[assassino]

[He laughs.]

We'll see. I doubt it is that complicated.

[molotov]

Perhaps you should try to remember and have him write some more details about himself, for when you go back.

[assassino]

I will see! I don't think he's terribly interested in being famous, though. If he was, I think he'd make more effort to finish his works.

[molotov]

His interest in being famous is irrelevant. He will be famous, probably the most famous man to ever live.

[assassino]

Yes, but I doubt he would go to the trouble of writing down things he already knows in an effort to satiate your curiosity. He doesn't finish his paintings because he can already imagine what they'll look like, so what's the point?

[molotov]

What is the point of doing anything if you lack even the basic self-discipline to see it through?