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[truthin_bones]

-not a scratch post.

[After the thump, it is the first thing recorded into the journal. It's responded by a sharp meow and a hiss, followed by another thump.]

I do not want you on my bedside table eith- put that down! Howie, that is not edible. Brainy Smurf is... [Meeeeeowwwwwhisssss and a gasp from Brennan. Preserving Brainy Smurf (however much she will not admit how much the small toy's presence means to her) is worth a couple of scratches.

By now she's noticed the journal on the floor and has bent down to pick it up. There are a few seconds of silence.]

[To the cat:] I don't know why you've started acting like this. You were... surprisingly agreeable to co-habitat with until recently. [When Brennan started spending more and more time in the Peace Patrol laboratory again.]

As reluctant as I am to ask for it, I know there are a number of pet owners here in the Castle. I... admit, I could use... some assistance at the moment.

Comments

[daisy_wick]

I didn't know you had a cat! I love cats....

[Miss Wick at your service!]

[truthin_bones]

A friend of mine believed that I needed to be convinced of the existence of blue cats. He was a gift. For Christmas.

[daisy_wick]

A blue cat?

[Hear that? That's the sound of Daisy getting excited. She really has no filter at all these days]

I'd love to see your blue cat! I'm a bit worried though, I haven't asked Lancelot if he has any allergies to pets so is it alright if I bring a shirt to change into?

[She can really talk loudly and fast, can't she?]

[truthin_bones]

[How could she ever possibly forget?]

I... guess I do not see any harm in that. My quarters are on the sixth floor.

[courageous_wit]

Perhaps he needs a playmate? I could bring Crookshanks.

[truthin_bones]

[Two cats in her living space? Brennan's not certain she can deal with that.]

I think I would prefer to bring Howie to your room. If I can get him into his carrier.

[courageous_wit]

All right. I'm on the fifth floor.

[truthin_bones]

I will be there as soon as I can.

[It takes about fifteen minutes (and a new scratch on her forearm) for Brennan and Howie to finally make it to Hermione's room.

She knocks on the door.]

Ms. Granger?

[courageous_wit]

[Hermione answers with a smile. Crookshanks is at her heels, investigating this newcomer. It's lucky he's half-Kneazle, because as a cat he's really ugly]

Dr. Brennan! This is Crookshanks.

[truthin_bones]

[She glances down at the cat and then lifts the carrier case enough so Hermione can see better inside.

Howie meows, annoyed.]

This is Howie. We had something of a disagreement. Again.

[courageous_wit]

Oh. Well, let's see how he takes to Crookshanks.

dictated;

[daine]

Is something the matter?

dictated;

[truthin_bones]

Not at the moment.

...now he seems more content to butt his head against my leg rather than attempt to destroy my room.

dictated

[gevurah]

I've never owned a cat, but it might be upset about some sort of change in its environment.

dictated

[truthin_bones]

[It's not a bad theory, given that she did receive him from Ray while in Paris. But.]

That is not something I have very much control over. I did not ask to be brought back here to the castle.

dictated

[gevurah]

Maybe it needs a playmate or some toys to keep it happy and distracted.

dictated

[truthin_bones]

I have purchased toys. Ms. Granger also suggested that Howie might need company.

dictated

[gevurah]

[ jokingly: ]

A cat whisperer?

dictated

[truthin_bones]

[she doesn't get it.]

A what?

[ectobabble]

Awwwwh, is he upset? [pouty Ray is pouty] Maybe he needs some cat toys.

[truthin_bones]

I have purchased toys and other forms of enrichment, both in Paris and since our return.

[In other words, she spoiled the cat.]

[ectobabble]

Huh. .... I wonder what his problem is. ... Tried wishing up some catnip?

[truthin_bones]

I do not like wishing.

[ectobabble]

I can understand that. I mean, I try not to unless I really do need it and they don't have it down in town - some of the parts I need for my equipment are pretty hard to find.

[truthin_bones]

Have you tried the TARDIS for those parts? Ms. Baudelaire speaks highly of the assemblage within the craft.