1st Transmutation

[unexculpable]

[Ok, this whole books talking to him thing was really, really weird and he did not like it at all, but he didn't have much of a choice when it came to forms of communication. He had done a bit of exploring, tried to figure out just where he was while looking for Al. Hell, he was looking for anyone familiar. Clearly he was not succesful because the voice coming from the journal is loud and very, very irritated.]

First thing's first. I'm looking for my little brother. His name is Alphonse Elric, goes by Al. He's hard to miss, wears a big suit of armor. If any of you know where I can find him I'd appreciate it.

[He takes a deep breath.]

Alright, I have questions and I want answers. Now.

[Listen and be amazed as the tone of his voice goes from irritated to pissed off in less than .001 seconds.]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

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[kickthecanplz]

You're going to encounter a lot of 'bullshit'. And your brother is okay, he's either in the castle or going around town.

[unexculpable]

He'd better be.

[He sighs heavily, exasperation and exhaustion heavy in his voice.]

Guess I'll just keep looking for him then.

[kickthecanplz]

You'll probably believe him over me, so I guess explaining any further won't help.

But since you can accept voices coming from books, you're on a good start.

[unexculpable]

It's pretty damn creepy, actually. I'm hoping I hit my head or something.

[kickthecanplz]

Nah, this is normal. Everyone gets a journal, and when you talk into it or write into it, everyone else's journal can hear and see it.

[unexculpable]

Then you have a very different definition of normal than I do.

[kickthecanplz]

I've just been here for too long. And really, compared to what the rest of this place can do, this is nothing.

[unexculpable]

What d'you mean?

[kickthecanplz]

Where do I begin? The magic castle that takes people from different worlds and timelines and keeps them here, how we can lose our memories, voices, and bodies at any given minute, or how ghosts and closets can give us almost anything we ask for?

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[unexculpable]

[WOAH WOAH WOAH.

Stunned silence get. Just about everything he just said made absolutely no sense whatsoever.

One moment. Collecting thoughts. Please stay on the line, etc.]

[unexculpable]

What?

[kickthecanplz]

You wanna hear it from your brother or me?

[unexculpable]

Just tell me now and I'll ask Al about it later.

[kickthecanplz]

You asked for it. but don't go yelling at me and claiming it's all bullshit.

First off, this place is called Paradisa. It has the power to take people from different lands and times. For example... Alphonse told me that alchemists are powerful and important people in your world. In my world, they're the stuff of fairy tales.

[unexculpable]

Right, so you're from a completely different world?

[The disbelief. Can you hear it? Because it's there. However, he is a man of his word and he's not calling bullshit on him. Yet.]

[kickthecanplz]

Everyone here is. There are worlds of magic, talking animals, demons and wizards and witches, and they're all your next door neighbors.

[unexculpable]

Uh huh. So where are you from then?

[kickthecanplz]

Uh... actually, my world is pretty boring and normal compared to everyone else's. Earth, specifically Japan, I'm just a high school student. No alchemists or people wearing giant suits of armor... except maybe for cosplay.

[unexculpable]

Your from Earth and you're telling me you're from a different world?

Seriously?

[kickthecanplz]

If you're going to give me attitude about it, I can close the book right now!

[unexculpable]

How is that giving you attitude?! Telling me your from Earth, the same world I'm from, doesn't do much to make me believe you.

[kickthecanplz]

Only the name is the same! Everything else is different!

[unexculpable]

So... more like parallel worlds?

[kickthecanplz]

Sure, fine. Next up... time. You can be here for years, but no time will pass back in your world. That's why you just saw Alphonse, even though he's been here.

[unexculpable]

Wouldn't that be obvious? You go back home and you're five years older than you should be, someone's gonna notice.