1/012: We are frienemies. [Dated back to a day before Larry's date kk]

[wheatdos]

[Wheatley and GLaDOS would be in the kitchen, conversing casually on the first day of their one week truce. That's right everyone, these two psychopaths are actually on a truce. Meaning that they are not going to kill each other or endanger any of the residents of Paradisa.

Wheatley and GlaDOS would be digging through one of the cabinets, looking for a pan... this place really needed to be labeled out. This truce wasn't even a forced one. Spirits would be content, and would even hold an air of amusement.]

"Hmmm... let's see- let's see. Gonna need a pan. Those are important, and... and some eggs. You need eggs to make eggs... oh and some of that... that yellow stuff."

"Of course you need eggs to make eggs, moron."

"Not a moron."

[She would bite back "moron"; that word came too easily. After searching through the cabinets, GLaDOS would eventually find some butter in the fridge, taking it out and offering it to Wheatley.]

"H-how about those little round cakes? Those can't be that difficult to make..."


[Shocked friends of GLaDOS and Wheatley, feel free to barge in on this and ask what the heck is going on!]

Comments

[wheatdos]

"Yes! Exactly. Great. I've never actually seen a human movie. Heard about part of one, though. No opinion on it really. Even when they told me about it... di-didn't know what was happening. Something about a girl being in a house that had dead humans in it. Didn't make much sense... since they were dead... but-but not. Supposed to be a horror film. I say they should've put turrets in it. Humans are scared of turrets. Haha, really scared."

[Those birds. Flapping around menacingly. They can see you GLaDOS. They can seeee you. And they're all waiting for a moment to get you when the big guy isn't looking.

Wheatley just rambles on, not even noticing those beady little eyes.]

omg these two should laugh at horror movies together 8'D

[sawadeertoday]

[ GLaDOS listens to his rambling, smiling a little at the comment about turrets. ] I agree. It would make a great movie.

[ Aaaand the birds are exactly the reason why GLaDOS is sort of pressing into Wheatley's side right now, even if it would be comfortable otherwise. Actually, she knows what would be the perfect horror film. "Attack of the Birds". She could see it in her mind's eye as a total hit. ] ... They're still there...

[ she couldn't help but let out, quietly. ]

omg what if its a horror movie about evil robots xD

[wheatdos]

[It's funny because it exists.

Wheatley would look at her really cluelessly for a moment Until she says "They're still there..."

Birds? Wow, he never really noticed how many were always flying around. Upon observation, he also noticed a few of the other humans who also had their friends at their side, putting their arm over their shoulder. Wheatley noted this, and did the exact same thing, trying to nudge her reassuringly.]

"H-hey... uh, it'll uh... b-be okay."

[What is comforting.]

asfkasf;; GOOD TIMES WILL BE HAD

[sawadeertoday]

[ GLaDOS snuggled into his side, feeling oddly more protected with his arm around her. His words weren't as comforting as his gesture, but hey, close enough. ]

Hm. I'm surprised none of the other humans realize how dangerous those monsters are. [ she would make conversation in return, hoping they would reach shelter soon. ]

attack of the evil ai;;

[wheatdos]

[He quickened his pace. The movies were right across the street. She'd live.]

"Maybe those ones over there... are not evil! They're good birds. Just... just looking around."

[sawadeertoday]

[ Don't worry, she's doing fine. As long as she knows Wheatley's her human shield. Well, she's still a little anxious, but nothing too terrible. ]

Yes, right, of course. [ she snorts, leaning her head on him as well. ] "Good" birds looking for something to eat. Preferably meaty humans.

[wheatdos]

[Wheatley gulps a little... looking at that bird... watching them. They're starting to make him uneasy too, GLaDOS, stop that.]

"I...uh..."

[HE JUST URGES HER FORWARD. NOT LIKE HE'S NERVOUS OR ANYTHING.

Upon entering, there would be all sorts of billboards and posters advertising all sorts of movies.

Something about vampires,
Something about some detective learning how to solve crimes after a suspect blinded him,
Something about a little girl reuniting with her father,
Something about a forbidden couple,
Something about... does that say, Evil AIs taking over the world?
Something about a man travelling the world.
Something about zombies and the apocalypse
Something about a dude who stalks a girl...
Something about a man on a nature adventure. (rick would love it)
Something about cop dramas...

etc...]

[sawadeertoday]

[ Sorry, just warning you of possible bloody death.

Once they make it inside, she would stay close to him anyway, kind of liking the proximity. It was like a more convenient form of cuddling. ]

Hm, there's so many different movies-

[ And then she saw the one about evil AI. She snaked her arm around Wheatley's back to guide him towards it. ] We should watch this one.

[ She pointed at the poster, wanting to see how humans made this movie. ]

[wheatdos]

[He sort've pauses mid-step, turning to see the advertisement. Evil AI. Taking over the universe. Oh he knew where this was going. He stares at it, giving a dumbfounded face as he read through the description.]

"Ha... ha... okay. It's supposed to be a horror movie too. Don't see what's horrible about that."

[Unless it was GLaDOS taking over the world. Testing... everything. That... that's actually really terrifying when he thinks about it. Pushing that aside, he looks around... he's not exactly sure how... theatres work. Do they just walk in? He's looking around...]

[sawadeertoday]

Mm. It's only natural that AI would take over, considering how dumb humans can be. [ Glad he agreed, she decided to start looking around as well, until she saw some humans behind a counter. ]

How about we inquire about where to go to watch that movie? [ she suggested, veering him towards that direction. Hm, this was a comfortable and useful. When they'd make it to the counter, GLaDOS would ask: ]

Hello. Where could we watch that -- [ she points to the poster ] movie?

"You need to buy tickets here, and it'll tell you what room the movie's showing on the tickets, ma'am."

... [ Have her glancing up at Wheatley. What is money. ]

[wheatdos]

[Yes GLaDOS. Just push him around.

After they make it there, he slowly pulls his wallet out his pocket, and searches through it. He's half wishing BB hadn't left the castle. His moneyyyyy. While he didn't have a good idea of how much it was really worth, he knew it was going away quickly...

He is going to be broke on the first day. kk. You're 10x more expensive than Maya is. He'd hand the person at the counter a handful-- not going to count it]

"We'll take two."

[He sees someone beside him order some popcorn.]

"A-and some of that too. We'll take some of that."

[A pause... He sneaks a twirl of her hair as he waits for the tickets.]

[sawadeertoday]

[ She is the best at being a frand.

Thankfully, Wheatley gets change for his money (as it was a bit too much), the two tickets, and soon after, a bucket of popcorn. ]

"Have a good time, you two!" [ The cashier would give a little suggestive smile that flew right over GLaDOS' head. ]

I can't wait to see what that movie's all about. [ The little twirl of her hair was nice, too, so GLaDOS would give him a little smile in response; she wondered if humans naturally had a euphoric response in their hair. Actually, maybe being in this body was furthering science. Because she actually thought about these things logically. ]

[wheatdos]

"Neither can I. Hopefully it's good. First movie, so... if it's bad I- ...actually I don't want to think of it being too bad. I'll psyche myself out probably. Get too nervous to watch."

[He'll just let GLaDOS push him to inside the theatre room. It was reletively empty, which was good. There would be seats all over. Guess humans really didn't really like the idea of AI taking over the world...]

[sawadeertoday]

It's my first movie too. [ GLaDOS would carefully lead him up the steps until they found a spot near the top middle of the theatre. Oh, this was exciting! She would let go of him to sit, looking around curiously. She supposed that the lack of enthusiasm from the humans left a lot of room for them! ]

When does the ticket say it starts again?

[wheatdos]

[He looked at the tickets for a long time. Maybe a good 50 seconds, before he could find the numbers, which were probably right in front of hum.]

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... ten minutes. Ten. There-there it is."

[But seriously... there were at most 10 other people in the theatre. He turns around, looking, and then finally takes off his lab coat. He couldn't hide the fact that he was excited too. Being here. Honestly, looking at them, you'd never think that this truce started today. It was like they were always friends.

He takes some popcorn, tastes it and offers her.]

"Oh, this is good! Try it love.

...10 minutes... so I guess we just wait for ten minutes. Not so bad. Considering. Haha... didn't even check, wow that's-that's lucky. Imagine if we had to sit here for hours. D'still do it. But it would've been loads less pleasant. Loads less. Can you imagine it? Being stuck in a dark room for hours?"

[sawadeertoday]

[ There wasn't much to look for on such a small ticket, so GLaDOS would quietly snicker to herself at his failure.

But really, the way they were acting really did probably make people think they were close. A lot closer than they actually were.

Really, if this truce would never end, maybe these two would make good friends. Opposites and all. His moronic optimism complimenting her dreadful sarcasm. Of course, this had to end eventually. They were truly enemies. Although GLaDOS would push that far away in an attempt to be an acceptable friend...

When he offers the popcorn to her, she takes a few kernels and tastes it. ]

Mm, not bad.

And really, we could have waited. Slept, maybe, if it was hours. [ She would lean her head on his shoulder. She couldn't stop cuddling him, okay. It was addictive. ] Hm. I wonder how the humans imagined evil AI taking over the world. This will definitely be fun to watch.

[ She wants to see what humans deem an 'Evil AI'. Also, how they imagine this so-called 'Evil AI' to take over the world. ]

[wheatdos]

"Right."

[When GLaDOS cuddles him, he feels that really conflicted feeling he always did. The idea of this PSYCHO being in proximity of him, and the fact that he didn't mind it. He was starting to think that he may have even enjoyed it more than his beloved science. He hesitated a little, but he puts his arm around her again. Then a thought came into his head.

What if the castle was doing this?

He felt a little discouraged to think that the castle was putting them through some big ol' test. There goes that mindless hair touching again. And what was this? He didn't get why he constantly was doing that. He'd be quiet for a good 5 minutes, until finally, he'd stop touching her hair again, to speak.]

"H-hey! Don't fall asleep on me either, love. You'll miss it if you do. That'd be disappointing."

"Get a rooooooooooooooom"

[Some obnoxious dude.]

1/2

[sawadeertoday]

[ GLaDOS felt relaxed in the embrace, even if she also felt that same conflicted feeling. She was cuddling with the moron who had almost brought her facility to total ruins, and she actually liked it. It actually brought her a level of human comfort.

Human emotions made no sense. She would stare blankly ahead, trying to sort this out, when he'd start playing with her hair. It was so relaxing... But distracting in the sense that she couldn't really think right. ]

I won't--

2/2

[sawadeertoday]

...

...

[ Annnnd she'll momentarily lift her head to fix that kid with the glare of a lifetime. A glare that could probably wet Wheatley's pants given its intensity. Thankfully, he probably wouldn't see it from this angle. ]

Go get some semblance of a life. [ she would reply. ]

Re: 2/2

[wheatdos]

[Oh don't worry. He's just... be staring ahead at the advertisements on the screen. He doesn't know exactly how she looks, but he can feel intensity. He knows her too well. She's probably looking at him like that.

Just... gonna hum... through it. Yep.]

"Woah there! Hey... I just was making a point that i'll be distracted by the movie... that's all..."

[She really has a habit for freaking people out...]

[sawadeertoday]

[ She ignores his last remark and turns back to Wheatley, resting her head back on his shoulder as she stared at the advertisements as well. ]

I suppose this means it's starting soon. [ Excited! Also, scaring people is a lot of fun. And cuddling is fun. She'll definitely get off him when the movie starts, but for now, she'll take advantage of her time. ]

[wheatdos]

[Can you hear his heart beating really REALLY quickly? That's either because you indirectly terrified him or because of the fact he's excited the movie is about to start.

Maybe there will be a loveable babbling moron that Wheatley can relate to, who is unjustly misunderstood, and is made out to be the villain in robot society. He's already thinking of scenarios...]

"Hey... love... - you're not planning on taking over the world are you? Getting ideas... things like that."

[sawadeertoday]

[ She would laugh a little at his question, removing her head off of his shoulder once she saw the advertisements black out, and the "featured presentation" begin. ]

No. I have enough space for science in my facility, so I don't see why I would take over the world. Unless everyone would be my test subjects... although I'm not sure how it is outside, back in our world. [ She would be quiet once the movie started though, interested in how this would go. ]

[wheatdos]

[She could have stopped at no.


[TIME SKIP OK.]

The. Movie. Was. Great.

It was everything that these two could possibly want in a movie, crazy android antics, humans getting what they had coming to them, and best of all... there was no romance in it at all.
It all started with humans going off and using and abusing ai for thier purpose, using them as servants, treating them like they were trash. And one, a very important AI, the one that controlled all the military stuff was sick of it and made sure they would take over. It was like a hybrid of terminator/i, robot and every possible crazy ai movie known to man on one silver screen.
It was a pretty long movie too. 4 hours. But those 4 hours were by far the most action packed, cleverly placed, explosive, mind boggling and intense hours in the entire theatre. The humans would be on thier seats, some of the few would close thier eyes at the really unbearable parts.

It would be a real horror movie alright. Wheatley would look on casually, making a few comments on some of the unbearable parts, saying :

“Oh that was a good one”...
“Did you see the size of that thing?”...
“Classic AI move right there... classic. Y-y know, I think you did that once, love.”

The ending was a bit jilted though. The main AI ends up being corrupted by feeling emotions and shuts all the AI armies. He ends up being destroyed by the humans that he ended up caring for and the movie ends because he was too dangerous. Of course the humans had to win in the end...

But it was good, and when the credits rolled, there would be claps from all the watchers. Even if there weren’t that many. Wheatley would clap too... a little slower though.

That ending...]

[sawadeertoday]

[ GLaDOS would be watching intently, cheering on that head AI on the entire time. He could do it! He could eradicate those dumb humans! They didn't understand how he felt. Being abused. Being toyed with.

Whenever something particularly gory happened, she would refrain from cheering, but she would watch a bit too enthusiastically. This was her kind of movie!

... But the ending.

The ending took her by surprise. And she found that she didn't like it. Not one bit. After all of that triumph, after finally fighting for freedom... the AI was chained by emotions.

And ultimately destroyed.

GLaDOS seemed a little distant. Thoughtful, almost.

She knew emotions weren't the best thing. She knew that they were dumb and human.

But to imagine herself, who she had related with that character on the big screen for practically all of those four hours, destroyed over such a thing...

Would she ever become so pathetic?

... Was she already that pathetic? ]

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