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paradisa2012-02-07 05:15 pm
forbiddenfriend) wrote in paradisa2012-02-07 05:15 pm
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15 - fury of the night - action
[There's a dragon in the kitchen. If you frequent the kitchen, you'll know this isn't a very uncommon sight. He's currently at the fridgerator, which he pries open with his claws. He freezes, staring at the contents.
That is a big tuna.
He reaches forward to snap it up, but it just moves farther back into the fridgerator. He snorts and shakes his head, looking disgruntled and turns away, seeming to give up, but then he pauses again, and stands very still, looking over his shoulder and wing at the fish.
Quite suddenly, the kitchen is alive with banging and metallic clanging. Toothless seems to be having quite the vicious fight with the fridge as he snaps wildly at the fish inside, trying to get at it. There's a loud BANG as the fridge hits the floor, but Toothless is undeterred, scratching and clawing and biting, pushing his feet against the ground to let him reach just a little further, and... now there's just food and water all over the place, as well as a couple shelves of the fridge on the ground, and Toothless is still trying fruitlessly to grab at the tuna that's slipping so deftly around in the fridge.
Sure is a good thing you can wish for food at your leisure, huh, residents?]
That is a big tuna.
He reaches forward to snap it up, but it just moves farther back into the fridgerator. He snorts and shakes his head, looking disgruntled and turns away, seeming to give up, but then he pauses again, and stands very still, looking over his shoulder and wing at the fish.
Quite suddenly, the kitchen is alive with banging and metallic clanging. Toothless seems to be having quite the vicious fight with the fridge as he snaps wildly at the fish inside, trying to get at it. There's a loud BANG as the fridge hits the floor, but Toothless is undeterred, scratching and clawing and biting, pushing his feet against the ground to let him reach just a little further, and... now there's just food and water all over the place, as well as a couple shelves of the fridge on the ground, and Toothless is still trying fruitlessly to grab at the tuna that's slipping so deftly around in the fridge.
Sure is a good thing you can wish for food at your leisure, huh, residents?]
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...that's, uh...evverythin' okay?
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which surprisingly enough he manages
then
just...wow he seems pissed off. Cautiously approaching?]
Hey, uh, wwhat's your deal scalebeast?
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Toothless moves so quickly to pounce on it to even realize where it found its hold.]
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god what is with this fucking fish you don't eve-]
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NO
YOU KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN THAT BASTARD DRAGON WAS PLANNING TO EAT YOU ALL ALONG
WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO TRUST A SCALEBEAST GNROU'AGRINA'NGF'DABN]
Holy shit don't you fuckin' dare!!
[Instinctively reaching for his wand in a panic...]
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You guess. Maybe.
Still a little wary...]
Uh, could you get off a' me? You're kinda fuckin' heavy.
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Cursed tuna.]
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Sigh.
Now he's getting himself up and dusting himself off.]
Wwhat're you doin' in here? This place is a fuckin' mess.
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...oh, did he do that?
........whoops.]
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It's alright, I knoww wwhat it's like to get too focused an' end up doin' stuff you don't mean to do.
Not like it matters.
[He'll just set some of the ghosts to work to clear up this mess.
MAN ORDERING THINGS AROUND IS GREAT anyway]
Wwhat wwere you tryin' a' do anywway?
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Eridan might notice-- it's laying innocently on the floor just outside the kitchen door, completely unscathed despite all the chaos that just took place.]
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Is this wwhat you're lookin' for?
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and then just sits down, staring longingly at that fish.
Give.]
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He's just gonna hold out the fish to Toothless.]
Go for it.
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Which will probably end up in Eridan's face for the second time. At least Toothless isn't pouncing on him this time.]
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Eridan tosses the fish to the ground and removes his glasses, rubbing the lenses with his cape.]
Wwhat the shit is goin' on here, fuckin' food attackin' me like I'm some kinda danger to it's wwellbein' or somethin'.
[Putting them back on, he returns his attention to Toothless.]
Seriously, wwhat the fuck is wwith this fish?
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Tries to, at least, but the bugger flops away. He gives an irritated grunt.]
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...if there even is a troll hell.
Eridan follows the fish over and picks it up again.]
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Alright, go for it.
This time for sure I am not fuckin' this up.
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And the closer he gets, the more the fish wriggles in Eridan's grasp, almost as though it were coming to life. Toothless' eyes narrow when he sees this and he snarls as he suddenly lurches forward and snaps at the fish.
The fish breaks from Eridan's hold and socks him in the stomach. Ouch.]
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Good thing trolls are made of tougher stuff than humans though.]
H...hfghn...
Okay, wwhat is goin' on wwith this fish?
[He's picking it up by the tail now, and looking it over.]
It's clearly dead.
Yet absconds evvery fuckin' time you try an' eat it.
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[Staring at it for a second, then looking at Toothless.]
Is this your loss or somethin'?
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