03

[shenunigans]

merry christmas to the worst prison in the galaxy

may your eggnog be handed to you by bears of all kinds

 

[Filtered to Rose, John, Dirk, Jane, Aradia and after a lot of internal debate, Nepeta.]

so are we doing a thing or are we pretending it isnt the day our lord and savior saved the world and the game with a hella fly slam dunk

Comments

[shenunigans]

evelyn
its your middle name
your dad told me so dont even lie
yup yup yup yup
you mean you dont know about the whole timey wimey shit that has people from other sessions up in this bitch

[dupable]

you have never even spoken with my dad before, you liar!
no!! i have no idea what you are talking about!

[shenunigans]

you dont know that
your dad talked to me all the time
he told me all the dumb things you do and he read your journal to me
were pretty much best fucking friends forever
dont be jealous

great
dirk is my bro from an alternate universe egbert
basically one where the tables are flipped and we became the old farts
its really fucking awkward

[dupable]

uh-huh.
i totally believe all of that, dude.

woah... seriously?
ok, that part i think maybe i might actually believe?
because weirder stuff has happened.
but how are you sure he is your bro?

[shenunigans]

thats good
im glad we have the whole mutual trust thing going here
its like were friends or something

have you SEEN the guy egbert
hes like a mini mirror version of it
not to mention the way he talks to me
god its like he died and came back to nag me to death

[dupable]

almost!

i don't think i have.
how long has he been here??

[shenunigans]

one day youll be livin the dream
well be best friends and nobody will ever question it and youll stop questioning me

hes kinda hard to miss
idk
like a week or so before me i think

[dupable]

i will never stop questioning you!

oh man, i am going to have to find this guy.
or i guess i will just meet him soon when we all meet up??
this is so weird though.

[shenunigans]

youre a lose canon egbert
but youre a damn good cop

why do you want to meet him so much
hes just a regular bro reincarnate

do you think maybe you have your own alternate guardian buddy here too

[dupable]

nothing about that is regular!
in fact that is about as unregular as it gets!
plus he is your brother father thing? so it kind of makes sense i should meet the brother of my friend.

and i don't think so.
at least i have definitely not met anyone like that here.

[shenunigans]

its pretty regular considering all the shit weve gone through so far
maybe i should check my time player privilege huh
wow egbert doki over here i had no idea you cared so much
itll be just like the time i met your dad and he told me your middle name

really
nobody with a dorky laugh and glasses and buck teeth and a derpy sort of attitude to life
nobody at all
wow

[dupable]

right they time that you completely made up!
i remember that time and how it still never happened.

...
no?
also my laugh isn't dorky!

[shenunigans]

dude its your selective memory playing up
your dad told me about that too

wow egbert seriously
use your noggin

i highly doubt that bromeo

[dupable]

uh-huh. because that is obviously a thing.

i am almost certain there is no one like that anyway.

[shenunigans]

it sure is a thing
probably the best damn thing ever

there are at least two people here who are gold members of the bucky derp club

[dupable]

nope.

so? that doesn't prove anything at all.
i think you are looking for something that doesn't exist.
you kind of do that a lot.

[shenunigans]

scuse me
certified knight of time here
while your bending your farts im actually off knowing what the fuck were doing
let that that soak in a second before i give you two names
jake english
jane crocker
think about them

[dupable]

i thiiiiink you are still fishing for things that aren't there.
being the knight of time doesn't really mean jack shit when it comes to this kind of thing, dude.
i am the ectobiologist here.

[shenunigans]

explain the other strider then
dont you think thered be more to it than just him
?????
cmon scooby think on it

[dupable]

ok so your brother is here.
that doesn't mean that anyone i am related to is????

[shenunigans]

you need to start thinking outside of that box you call a brain egbert
whatever
im not going to shatter your little safety bubble
unless
you want me to

[dupable]

there is no bubble to shatter.
there are no people related to me here!
there is none of what you are talking about right now!!

[shenunigans]

its not like im telling you big foot moonlights at a strip club man
this is all legit
you need to open your heart
and your mind
let it in john
let the idea in

[dupable]

no, because the idea is stupid!
you are being stupid about this.

[shenunigans]

whatever
ask your nanna to explain it to you
shes faster on the upkeep here