[2] 71 Days Until Easter

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Well, that had been a week of ridiculousness, and Bunny had learned the rather harsh lesson that he was not as up to fighting as he was back on Earth. He really needed to work on that belief thing here. Maybe even try something for the other Guardians, should they ever show up. If theyw ere to protect the children here, they needed to be on better form than this]

Right. So I'm going to avoid mirrors in this place for a good long while. I hear that sort of thing is regular around here? How regular, exactly?

[Children]

All of you okay?

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[thatrabbitsdynamite]

I live in the gardens as it is, that's as far as I'm willing to go. I've got kids to watch over.

[gottaknockhard]

Your kids came with you? [Bad luck, man.]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

I don't have...kids in that way. None of my own. I watch over all children. It's my duty.

[gottaknockhard]

[...You know, he should be careful how he says that.]

Your duty, huh?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Took an oath and everything.

[gottaknockhard]

Sounds serious.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

It is, I've kept it for centuries.

[gottaknockhard]

Centuries.

[He doesn't know what to think about that. How he got lumped in with these people...]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

Yeah, centuries. Four hundred years? Maybe five hundred. I lost count.

[gottaknockhard]

[Now he forgot what he was talking about.]

I can see how you would.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Good job there Spike]

...What's that supposed to mean?

[gottaknockhard]

[Hey, he's at least been here long enough not to call him a liar.]

Nobody really wants to narrow down their age when it gets that high.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[That's something at least]

Oh, I'm older than that. That's just how long I've had this job. I've been around for thousands of years, me.

[gottaknockhard]

[Not that there's even a way to prove that... He's just going with it.]

And this is your first magic castle?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

...There's the Tooth Palace, but it's not really the same thing.

[gottaknockhard]

... [Tooth Palace. Why does he even talk to new people.] Yeah, not at all.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Let him tell you about the Tooth Fairy, Spike] It doesn't kidnap you for a start.

[gottaknockhard]

[Yes, tell him. Fairy owes him some money.]

That's a relief.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[All tooth to gift exchanges are non refundable]

Besides, even if it did, Tooth would just talk your ears off. Nothing like this.

[gottaknockhard]

[He'll take that up with the fairy. He should at least get a couple of woolongs for a childhood's worth of teeth.]

A talking palace? [--Spike, no. Why are you asking...]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Good luck with that Buddy]

What? No. Tooth is the name of the queen that lives there. Toothiana, actually.

[gottaknockhard]

Interesting name.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

So's Bunnymund, really. It suits her, though.

[gottaknockhard]

[...]

You're Bunnymund?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

That's my name.

...Someone mentioned me already?