[2] 71 Days Until Easter

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Well, that had been a week of ridiculousness, and Bunny had learned the rather harsh lesson that he was not as up to fighting as he was back on Earth. He really needed to work on that belief thing here. Maybe even try something for the other Guardians, should they ever show up. If theyw ere to protect the children here, they needed to be on better form than this]

Right. So I'm going to avoid mirrors in this place for a good long while. I hear that sort of thing is regular around here? How regular, exactly?

[Children]

All of you okay?

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[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[That is not what he wants to hear at all]

...Which holidays?

[i_got_this]

The big ones, mostly. Christmas, New Years, Thanksgiving, that sort of thing. I wouldn't be surprised if it's got something planned for Valentine's Day.

Threadjacking

[wizard_redfive]

Definitely Valentine's Day. The castle seems to like that one.

wooo

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

It's got a flair for matchmaking, huh?

[wizard_redfive]

Oh yes. You should have seen the December madness.

[By which she means AVOID DECEMBER at all costs.]

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

What December madness? [He wants to know, it sounds like good North mocking amo]

[wizard_redfive]

Each year, the castle enchants one of the Christmas decoration so we're forced to kiss anyone near us.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[Sorry, this is the sound of the Ester Bunny laughing because it's fun to hear someone else's holiday is being screwed with to that level.

Man, he is NEVER TELLING NORTH. The bloke can find out for himself. It'll be fun for him]

[wizard_redfive]

[Dude, don't laugh at her misery. She just got out of that mess.]

It's not funny!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

[HIs laughing quietens a little</i.] I'm not laughing at you. I just know North would have kittens if he found out about that.

[wizard_redfive]

Yeah, yeah. Just you wait until Easter rolls around.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

You kidding? I'll make this the best Easter anyone in this place has ever known.

[He will FIGHT the stupid castle over his holiday if he has to]

[wizard_redfive]

Better than the Peep invasion?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

There will be no peeps. My Easter doesn't have peeps. Only eggs.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

The big ones. [Oh wow is that a bitter, annoyed tone in his voice? PROBABLY]

Not Easter?

[i_got_this]

Maybe? I don't know, I haven't been here a whole year yet. Why, you got a thing against Easter?

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

No. It's my holiday. I want to make sure nothing...stupid happens during it.

[Or by god he will find a way to shank the castle]

[i_got_this]

You're Jesus?!

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

What? No!]

Streuth, I'm the Easter Bunny.

[i_got_this]

[South fails to hold back a snort of laughter.]

Right, and I'm fucking Santa Claus.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

The lack of a Russian accept and the endless one-upmanship makes me think otherwise, sheila. [Oh and the fact you're a girl. He guesses]

[i_got_this]

Yeah well didn't you know, I'm in disguise the rest of the year. [South, just stop, you're embarrassing yourself.] I wouldn't have guessed the Easter Bunny was Australian.

Or could even talk, for that matter.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

The things I never knew. [It's ok, this is prime North ribbing amo in the future. Yep] No one ever guesses that. I never figure what else people expect me to be.

[Oh wait no] You didn't think I was an ordinary bunny, did you?

[i_got_this]

Well, no. But I guess I was just expecting you to cluck like a chicken.

[thatrabbitsdynamite]

...Please don't tell me you thought I laid he Easter eggs, because I have had enough of that to last a lifetime.