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[shenunigans]

so i know the first rule of fight club is not to talk about fight club
but after the shenanigans from a week ago and the devastating loss of drink pushing bears
i gotta say
i am really god damn bored
i am watching my fingernails grow here people
youve gotta fucking help me

if any of you happen to be a badass or something
you should get your bad ass up on the roof and bring your a game
it is on
paradisa
fite me
imma be chilling on the roof above the courtyard if you got the skills to punch the guys who give you the bills

bring it

[ooc: Long story short, Dave is bored and pretty restless. He's looking for someone to practise fighting with but he also wants to scope out the fighting crowd here. If you want to jump right into action that is OK!]

Comments

[shenunigans]

chill
hes not here is he
he and his plush eternal boner are far far away
theres nothing to worry about

[cyan_maid]

I don't even want to THINK about seeing him here...
Ugh. I will try not to worry.

[shenunigans]

im with you there bro
ive spent a fuckton of time on a meteor with him and i havent seen him good and proper yet
so with luck even if he is here hell just be sneaking around the halls stroking his plush boner

[cyan_maid]

That's...
Kind of worse to consider.

[shenunigans]

put it this way
would you rather deal with him sneaking or deal with him talking to you

[cyan_maid]

...
I really couldn't choose. Can I take a third option?

[shenunigans]

well figure that one out if he shows his boner around these parts
what if he is here and we just dont know because he hasnt told us

[cyan_maid]

What's his name? We could check the directory in the lobby.
That's how I usually end up finding people.

[shenunigans]

uh
something dumb
gayzee moroco
gamzoo maraca

oh
gamzee makara

[cyan_maid]

While all of those alternate spellings were hilarious, I will take note of the correct name and give it a check later.

[shenunigans]

if hes here contact me privately so we can organise a clown hunt

[cyan_maid]

A clown hunt.
How does one even properly organize one? Are there horns involved? Unicycles?

[shenunigans]

we play icp and leave faygo lying around until hes drawn from his hiding place
i guess horns could work
we all track him and honk horns until hes scared into the opening

[cyan_maid]

ICP...oh!
Oh, eugh, do you mean those gross rapper clowns?
He won't come out for carnival music? We'd HAVE to play that?

[shenunigans]

yeah i do
actually i dont think he reacted all that well to icp
but if we cage him it wont matter right

[cyan_maid]

Well, that depends.
How bad was his reaction exactly?

[shenunigans]

im not 100% sure
but i think he wanted to kill me

[cyan_maid]

Dave!!!

[shenunigans]

jane!!!

[cyan_maid]

Don't "Jane!!" me buster!!!

He wanted to KILL you?????

[shenunigans]

yeah
not really all that surprising considering how many other people he offed before rose and i got to their little meteor deal

[cyan_maid]

Were those people he killed trolls?
Because he's been combining troll body parts in our sprites like it's a national pastime!
It would explain where he got the bodies...

[shenunigans]

yeah they were
uh what
troll sprites
can you elaborate on that

[cyan_maid]

Well, he did it to my kernelsprite first.
He threw two different trolls into it, and they were combined into one sprite!
They didn't seem to be very compatible, though. They split apart in an explosion almost immediately.

[shenunigans]

huh
well thats nothing new
well actually the exploding is pretty fucking weird
any idea who it was