blog one-oh-three - backdated to Saturday morning

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[morning dawns just like any other morning, really - Barney cracks an eye open when his alarm goes off, then reaches out and mashes the snooze button. the WildKat can open a good ten minutes late, or he can speed-shower like an old pro - either way, no one's really going to care if he dozes for a little while longer. he buries his face in his pillow and mutters, flopping his arm out to the side --


-- and it connects with something. someONE. he lifts his head and raises an eyebrow. yes, there is definitely a girl asleep in his bed.

he sits up and scrubs a hand over his face, thinking. he doesn't FEEL hung over. and she IS pretty hot. there's no way he'd tap that and not remember. and this IS his bed ...

oh well. better get up and get in the shower before she wakes up and tries to be all clingy. that is just the WORST. he swings his legs over the side and gets to his feet, smoothing out his suit pajamas. he turns around and takes one last look at his catch, lifting up the blankets.

wait.

she's still dressed. in a t-shirt and shorts. that are NOT his. ... his eyes narrow in suspicion. HOW is there a girl in his bed who ISN'T NAKED--?!]

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[The most suspicious glare! She's kicking back the covers and freeing her limbs, ready to battle!]

Who are you?

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[he turns and holds up his hands, completely at her mercy in his silky suit pajamas]

Okay, okay. You got me. My name's not really Ted Mosby. Listen, whatever we did last night - I think it's pretty safe to say we were both really drunk, because I don't remember.

And I always remember.

... I could always try and check my phone, though ...

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What? What are you talking about? What could we possibly have -

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OH. Oh. Oh. Oh my GOD. WHAT. What are you SAYING.

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Iiiii'm saying we both forgot was was probably the best night of your life. Damn shame, really.

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Putting aside how completely crass you're being, ladylike men are really not my type. And by the way, fuck you! You wouldn't get me to bed in... it...

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The dinosaurs would evolve and then die out first, you asinine fuck!

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[he actually stops and considers this]

Hm. ... Hey, you know what? We had dinosaurs. Like three years ago. And guess what? Gone. Soooooo, when can I pencil you in?

[he doesn't even notice that the lights are flickering]

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[Rin casts about wildly, grabs the first thing which comes to hand, which is the pillow, and stalks towards him.]

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[yep, it is definitely time for a tactical retreat to the door ... he's running, faking to one side, then darting to the other in hopes that she won't tackle him on the way]

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[Rin throws the pillow hard at his head and gives chase. You can't run and you can't hide, Barney...]

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[OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII---

he reaches the door and dives for the handle, clinging to it like a lifeline, and wrenches it open --

or rather, he tries to wrench it open, overbalances, and ends up sprawled on his ass on the floor]

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[Rin flails to a halt, nearly tripping over him. Good thing bare feet actually provide decent traction.]

Get up so I can punch you!

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[he will just meep and cover his face with the pillow]

OKAY, OKAY! WE DIDN'T SLEEP TOGETHER! I SWEAR!

At least I'm pretty sure we didn't--!

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Use your manners, you cur! [She bumps him in the side with a foot.]

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[he has a moment of "... I have manners?" before self-preservation kicks in… he abandons his pillowy shield and holds up his hands] Okay, okay!

... [wait wait okay. there. penitent face] I'm sorry.

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[She folds her arms and glares down at him.]

If you disrespect me, I'll knock all your teeth out.

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Okay. I -- [geez, wow, he got stuck with one with the Crazy Eyes, this time, didn't he. he gets to his feet]

Right. ... Do-over? [he'll just .... ffff, offer her a hand] I'm Barney.

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[Shaking hands! She's never got used to it. She looks at his hand and then shoots a narrow glance up to his face. She reaches out and just presses her fingers briefly against his palm instead of shaking.]

My name is Rin. I'm pretty sure this must be the castle playing tricks. [And she'll just wait for him to move so she can get to the door. :|]

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Oh, like that time we were all roommates, like college dorms. Yeah. [he scoots out of the way and starts to look around the room]

Looks more like a really bad theme motel, this time, though. ... Ugh, gross. [he wanders up to the wardrobe and opens it]

... Thank god. The suits are still decent.

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[In the meantime, Rin tries the door. The knob rattles. Rattle rattle rattle.]

... Oh, you've got to be kidding me. [She kicks the door :| not too hard, because bare feet. Ouch.]

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So it's like that time we had roommates. ... No big. As long as you don't cook anything with prunes in it like Yue did, we'll be good. [he pulls out a dark red suit with a white shirt] I'm'a go change, bee ar bee...

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[SIGH... 8|] Okay, have fun...

[She's just going to scour this room over to find out something (more) about this dude's character until he's back.]

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[he disappears into the bathroom to Suit Up. his room is - well, underneath all the decorations, it's actually pretty swank. the bedroom proper is simple - the bed's large enough for two, but the blankets are only big enough for one. the wardrobe and desk are made out of dark, well-polished walnut, and other than that, there's not a lot to the room. it's pretty clear this is just a room for sleeping. if she ventures out into the living room area, there are old vintage posters of stage magicians framed on the wall, a nicely backlit bookcase full of action DVDs, an impressively stocked minibar, and --

well, the TV against the living room wall is a HUGE flatscreen that takes up a good part of the wall. and there's a Wii, XBox, and PS3 all nestled in an entertainment center]

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[She snoops all around, really! A quick turn through the bedroom to really look at it, and then to the front room to check out the surrounds.

... Huh, what are these box things? She doesn't know and she doesn't care to find out. She tries the door handle again instead and then stands back to try and kick out the bolt. That's probably what Barney will emerge to find her doing.]

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Whoa, whoa, hey! [he comes out and waves his hands at her as he sees her trying to dismantle his door]

It's already pretty clear we can't open it, why are you going all Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon on my door?

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I just wanted to be sure. [At least, she stops going all Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon on his door, and turns around to stare at him.]

Anyway - do you have anything to eat in here, and how long do you think we're going to be stuck?

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Of course I have food. C'mon, there's a full fridge -- and I can totally wish up the best burgers in New York. [he shoots her a grin, already over this whole thing, because, psssh, castle]

As for how long? I dunno, couple days, maybe? That's how long I had to be roommates with Yue when that whole thing happened. Were you here for that? When everyone had like, these dorm room challenge things?

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[Well, she might as well hurry up and move along too. It's not like the castle will hustle up its schedule to her preference.]

Well, I'm starving, I don't know about you, so we might as well eat something. And I was with the roommates. [A moment of consideration.] It's been a while...

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Yeah, it has. [he cracks open the fridge and starts raiding, pulling out the stuff to make loaded nachos]

I'd almost forgotten about Yue...

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Yue? [The name sounds familiar... Rin thinks she probably talked to the girl, or heard her around, but never met her. One of those weird reminders how easily people come and go in Paradisa.

She will just take a seat where she can watch him, then. Let him do all the work, oh yes.]

I think I was with... a J-name. Jared? Something like that...

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Yeah, she was from the Arctic, cooked really weird stuff with prunes. ... speaking of. You like spicy food, or...

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Medium spicy is okay. I like to be able to taste things and not just be in pain.

[She shakes her head.] It sure is weird. I don't think she's around anymore, is she? And neither is the guy the castle stuck me with. People sure come and go.

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Medium it is, then. [he wishes up medium jars of salsa and queso and gets to work]

She's not, no - she hasn't been for a while. Anyone ever figure out what the turnaround ratio is in this place?

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Something terrible, at least in my opinion. [Too fast for some good folks, too slow to get rid of some bad apples. She watches him make up the meal though.]

What is that?

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Nachos! ... Wait, you've been here at least as long as me, and no one's ever introduced you to nachos? ... Clearly, you haven't lived.

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Oh, as if you've sampled every food and drink available here from every world and time period? There's a lot to do, you know! [She does look interested though. Fffffffffffood.]