WINTER WRAP-UP!

[rarities]

[Good morning, Paradisa! You know what today is. That's right, it's WINTER WRAP-UP!!! Now that you've gotten your note about your task -- put on your coats, scarves, and gloves, and get to work!]

CASTLE SHOVELING | CLOUD MOVING | WILDLIFE AWAKENING | PUTTING OUT THE FIRES | ICE SCORING | CASTLE SEED PLANTING | BIRD DIRECTING | BIRD NESTS | TOWER CLEANING | CITY STREET PLOWING | CITY FOOD PLANTING | ORGANIZATION TEAM

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Comments

[molotov]

I would not, because North is up, and South is down. [what, ezio. what are you talking about.]

But if someone presented me with information contradictory to something I have always known one way, I would think about why my beliefs are what they are. Why, exactly, do you believe that women are less than men?

[assassino]

[narrowed eyes, mostly because that is basically a universal truth. Is she fucking with him?]

North is down.

And I am considering these things. I have known many incredible women through my life and do not wish to believe they are lesser than men, but the Church and God have been our only authority on why women are capable of less. Virtually every man, woman and child in our society knows that women were not baked enough in the womb, and so they are weaker than man.

[molotov]

North is up. Have you never seen a compass?

[JUST............ WHAT. EVERYTHING. WHAT.

Molotov squints silently for a long time before speaking. He's from the 1400s, girl. Keep your cool.]

What does that even mean, "not baked enough"? Pregnancy is nine months, give or take, regardless of the baby's sex.

[assassino]

They are used by sailors, no? But I travel all the time. North is down.

[And, dismissively, because this is BASIC SCIENCE, Molotov, JEEZ]

Yes, but if there is not enough heat, the baby will be a girl.

[molotov]

They are used by everyone, and North is up. And what? I have heard many stupid things in my time, but "not enough heat" is easily among the most stupid. Sex is determined by the chromosomes in the sperm that fertilizes the egg. The woman has absolutely nothing to do with it.

[assassino]

[He's kind of annoyed. He doesn't like being patronized over shit he couldn't possibly understand. Basically the only thing he understood in there is "fertilization", because that's how women get pregnant. Men plant their seed in women's bodies.]

I do not know what "sex" is in that context, but I presume you mean whether they are man or woman. I also do not know what chomosones are, nor sperm, nor do I know what egg you are referring to. Women are not chickens in my time.

[molotov]

[WELL THEN MAYBE HE SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT SHIT HE COULDN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND huffhuffhuff. Molotov also doesn't know very much about Renaissance-era science, so she's not sure what he might have knowledge of. That won't stop her from arguing, though!]

Oh my god, are you a child? Women's eggs, their half of the baby.

[assassino]

[FROWN]

I'm far from being a child, but I know that women don't lay eggs. And what do they contribute other than fertile space to grow a man's seed in?

[molotov]

[This is Molotov right now. She doesn't even know how to react.]

Women do not lay eggs, they have eggs, inside. We are born with them. Babies come from a sperm and an egg. If all men needed to make a baby was a warm space, then why are you not all just having sex with each other and shitting babies out?!

[assassino]

[WHAT.....]

Because only women are fertile, and they are better suited to carrying children! How do women have eggs inside them?

[molotov]

They are in the ovaries, the same as sperm are in the testicles! Why do you think that only women are "fertile"? Because we have the other half of the genetic material!

[assassino]

I do not know what that means! [He shakes his head.] But this is what I meant: it is hard to just change one's thoughts when one has been fed them for a lifetime!

[molotov]

It is not hard when your thoughts are all insane and completely lacking any kind of scientific basis!

[assassino]

You're not exactly explaining this science, you're just throwing words at me.

[molotov]

How can I explain the science to a man who thinks women are just... ovens?

[assassino]

Explain what those words mean, perhaps?

[HELPLESS SHRUG]

And I do not think women are just ovens. They are human beings.

[molotov]

They are basic parts of biology, how can I explain them to you? I told you that a woman contributes half of the baby's very existence, and you answered that a woman is just an incubator for sperm. Tell me, do you look nothing like your mother? Your brothers, your sister -- are you all just exact clones of your father? Because if only your father's seed created you, then you should all be identical to him.

[assassino]

[Would you believe that humans didn't consider that until like, the 1700s? Only THEN did some guy intentionally breed a spaniel with another dog and then realize that the puppies looked like a mix of both. What. the. fuck. humanity. Apparently this shit just doesn't occur to people.

Ezio just stares for a second. He's not sure what clones are, and he doesn't want to ask and risk looking stupid[er], but he can guess from clues.]

No... we did not look identical to him.

[molotov]

And what is your explanation for that, if you believe that the father's makeup [she gestures vaguely at herself -- Molotov doesn't know any simpler alternatives for "genes" and "DNA"] alone creates a child? Where do the other features come from?

[assassino]

[Helpless look.]

... God?

[molotov]

God? God giving a child its mother's eyes is a better explanation than the idea of a woman genetically contributing to the creation of the baby?

[assassino]

I did not say it was better, I'm just telling you what I was taught!

[molotov]

Well, what you were taught was idiotic, because there is no God. I cannot believe any assassin worth his own skin would hold faith in fairy tales.

[assassino]

[A little defensive at that.]

There was an angel here, and the Serpent is still here. If they are real, how is it a fairy tale?

[molotov]

I met "God", and he was nothing more than an old man with delusions of grandeur. Crazy people are crazy people regardless of who they claim to be.