[Filtered To Supporters Of The Mockingjay]Hey, I'm gonna be saying Katniss got sent home, since it's our best bet to keep her safe 'til we figure out if there's anyone here after her ass. Do her a favor and make it sound legit, okay? Just ... don't flip, she's still here.
[/Team Mockingjay][at 10 PM on the dot, the old familiar Leonard Cohen tune drifts out of any functioning castle radios, as usual. Mark lets it get about halfway through this week - sorry, Molotov - before he fades it out. he has also plugged surge protectors into every open outlet in his room. this has relevance, really.]Gooooooood evenin', folks, and welcome to another Monday night menagerie of music and -- and something that has to do with gossip and news that starts with M, fuck alliteration - with your old pal Hard Harry.
A tip of the hat to our newbies,
Hans,
Nina,
Gale,
Cinna,
Finnick, and
Freya... but a little bit of sad news along with it. In what I'd probably call the fastest turnaround since yours truly got here a year and change ago, Katniss Everdeen's gone home. Whoops, Paradisa, your bad? What'd you do, get the fucking resident hiccups? Nice job.
I know none of you actually missed the memo about
spring bein' here. I dunno about the rest of you, but it kinda makes a guy wanna sing. Since I'm no Sinatra, I'll spare you, but here's something appropriate from an old friend of mine, Mr. Tom Lehrer...
[and with the scratch of a needle, a jaunty piano tune comes drifting over the airwaves]Also, hey, anyone got any good kitchen skills? I was thinkin' of tryin' my hand at a little cooking, but I may or may not have failed home ec back home. But how can you come across this recipe in a cookbook in the library an' not wanna make it? If you'd turn your attention to your journals, loyal listeners, you will see the Crafty Candle Salad.
[and he pastes a polaroid of the original recipe onto the page]Seriously, don't you just wanna swallow that whole? Mmmmmmmmmm.
Got any recipes to top that one? Equally strange and scintillating kitchen stories? Kinkiest use of a kitchen appliance? Throw it at me, I'll be here.