Hunt 006 ~ [Dictated]

[squirrelhunter]

There's some fuckin' big wolves in this place.

[Hello, Paradisa. This is your resident redneck with the Hunting Review. His lazy voice makes it seem like he doesn't care.]

S'odd, though. Ain't seen many animals 'les I'm lookin' fer 'em, but these tracks? Huge. Ain't seen nothin' like 'em. Definately wolf, though. I know what that looks like.

Jus' a fair warnin' t'you lot who like walkin' in the woods. Watch yer backs.

Trick 002 | Kaito Kuroba | [ Dictated - Action ]

[moonlightmagician]

I know I said I was pretty awesome magician-but I guess I can't expect you all to believe me, can I? So in light of this I've found a room spacious enough to give you all an awesome show. All of my magic is sleight of hand and nothing you see tonight is accomplished with the real thing.

Now, obviously, I can't go showing off my skills for free so Children and Cute Girls get in free and for everyone else? The price of admission will cost you one chocolate bar. The show's on Saturday in the evening at seven. [ Insert room location here ]

Now! That out of the way, if you'd like to see a little preview feel free stop by and watch me practice in the lobby.

[ Action! In the Lobby ]

[ Just as Kaito said, he's in the lobby practicing a few simple tricks. He did say this was only a preview so he won't be doing anything he thinks is extravagant. Things like making doves appear, card tricks, making flowers appear, and several other tricks. ]

003 - [Dictated! or action @ MacManus headquarters, aka: the church.]

[sixguns]

Well met, Paradisa. I've a question or two of ye.

( I'm going t'be opening a leather shop in the business district. )

Otherwise, what's the worst thing that's happened to ye since you've been here?

first ♒ dictated ❝ don't need no roads, in fact they follow me ❞

[upheld]

 [ and then she stumbles, her dagger still clutched in her hand - arms up to the elbows in blood (it's not hers), Oathkeeper at her side. Confused, she looks around at her lack of familiar surroundings. The ruins were gone, Pod was gone. There was a talking book on a des... No... that could not be correct. ]

Where.... hello? [ There's a pause, a sharp intake of breath as she is met only with silence. No kidnappers or outlaws in sight, but she does not drop her guard in case there is someone there, just outside of her sight. ]

Pod? Ser Hyle? 

[ Another beat. ]

I wish to know where it is I am, and why you have brought me here. And also of the boy who was travelling with me. 

First House of Westeros ♛ Dictated ♛ I am Alayne Stone, Father

[songsandstories]

[This place held wonders that Alayne had not dreamt of, not even as Sansa Stark. When she first awoke, it was disheartening. This was not the Vale, old as it may be. It took her some time to leave in search of answers, but now that she was in the lobby, she was better learned of this place, though she held little trust in its inhabitants.

Cautious as she was to whoever could be listening, she took to the speaking book. Alayne needed answers.]

I am in search of a man. If anyone knows the whereabouts of Lord Petyr Baelish, I would be in your debt. [Which is something to say, regardless of her name or who she is. But finding him is of the utmost importance.]

I have just arrived. I know not of what my purpose here may be. They call this place Paradisa? That is no House I have ever heard. Pray tell, whose bannermen does it belong to? [Although calling out Petyr Baelish's name has already allied her. And then, perhaps not. The Vale was its own now, Petyr working what he could against Lysa's council. Still, it was the easiest way to gauge where she stood.]

DAY 2

[boushi]

LISTEN UP, LOW LIFE PRINCES WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING-!

Obtain the Golden Egg.

You should have noticed by now that your princess isn't waking up- if you haven't then you are a failure of a prince!

Your princesses will not wake up no matter what you do. You must obtain the Golden Egg if you wish to help them.

'Egg' is only figurative; it is much more than that.

...Probably.

You cannot just find it, you must create it. These are the items you will need!

The Cape as Red as Blood
The Cow as White as Milk
The Shoe as Pure as Glass
The Hair as Bright as Fire
The Dress as Small as a Fairy
The Pea as Painful as a Pin
The Crown as Green as a Frog
and The Rose as Old as Time

With these you will create the Golden Egg.

...Maybe.

Your mermaids will be able to sense the location of the items, so I suggest you follow their lead!

Until then, [a finger snap and every sleeping princess disappears] I will be keeping your princesses. Bring the Golden Egg to me or else.

[and like that, the broadcast is over.]


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SECTIONS: REACTIONS | MEETING OF THE PRINCES | THE CAPE AS RED AS BLOOD)

DREAMWORLD 1...

[fatetransfer]

[When you come to, you find yourself in a dark blue sort of world. It looks like there's no sunlight here, only large walls impossible to climb over.

You're not alone either. With you are other princesses who have fallen victim.

A small girl with pink hair watches over you all carefully, but nothing about her seems threatening or hostile for some reason...]

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THE LITTLE GIRL | MINGLING | RIDDLE 1 | RIDDLE 2)

038. [written]

[foolreversed]

[translation: FUCK THIS SHIT]

Twenty-second Spell

[courageous_wit]

I've been gathering some data and hope everyone is willing to help me. For those of you who have people here from your world, did you all know each other before coming to Paradisa? Is there anyone who found out they were from the same world as someone else, but otherwise found no connection?

I've noticed that every person who has come from my world is someone I either personally knew, encountered at one point, or knew through friends. I'd like to know if other people have experienced the same thing.

There are 225 squares on a Scrabble board

[onlyanotherbody]

[Well, yesterday had been the sort of thing he'd only ever thought he'd have nightmares about. If he had nightmares. Crowley had assumed that it couldn't get much worse than waking up in your girlfriend next to your best friend who had suddenly become a dress-wearing princess.

He was wrong. Oh, he was so wrong. The second he opens his new set of eyes, he knows something is very weird]

Whoah. Okay. I think yesterday might have cause some... sort of... blood clot.

On my brain.

Everything tastes of rainbows.

What is even going on any more.

048 ♕ [voice/action] | backdated to yesterday!

[loisfuckinglane]

[ Waking up next to Clark is nothing new, of course, but waking up not wearing the nightgown she went to sleep in is a bit disorientating.  It takes a moment for this to register, of course, as she rolls over and reaches over to the nightstand, accidentally knocking her journal open in the process.  Her hand moves back to rub at her eyes as she struggles to focus, and that's when the bracers catch her attention. ]

Huh--?

[ She shoves the blankets down and stares at the peasant blouse held tightly against her by a leather vest.  She kicks off the end of the blankets as well and stares at the tall boots and breeches, before glancing over, talking to Clark as she does so: ]

Please don't tell me we're back to sailing the seven seas again.  My swashbuckling skills?  Haven't really improved since the last ti--

[And she stops, because Clark's back is to her, so that all she gets to look at his sudden intense mane of hair.  

That's right.

It's the Supermullet. ]


Clark?!

13

[takethat]

[Yesterday, Phoenix was a fish boy.

It had been an incredibly difficult day, fraught with attempts to get in and out of the bathtub, worry over what he could still eat, fighting to keep Edgeworth from turning him into sushi, and that bizarre little announcement he'd gotten from some crazy lady promising to make him human again. All in all, once he'd finally managed to go to sleep in the tub, he'd had no idea what to expect when he woke up the next morning.

Now that it is, in fact, the next morning, he's perturbed, to say the least. He is still curled up in the tub, but it's now completely dry (and his neck is ridiculously stiff from sleeping like that). After a short-lived panic about drying out, he finds that he's no longer a merman at all.

He is, however, decked out in a blue and white dress ensemble with a little red "tie" for added effect. His hair is now ridiculously long (though still sticking up in the back), and his attorney's badge has gone missing. To make all this infinitely worse than it already was, when he stands up, pain shoots from his feet up his legs, and when he makes as though to yell about it, he finds his voice is gone. Again.

So, he slowly makes his way out of the bathroom and toward Edgeworth's bedroom, feeling as though he's walking on glass and having no other viable solution but to go mime for help.]