[another Monday night, another round of Leonard Cohen's smooth, ominous voice drifting over the airwaves for a little while before fading out, replaced by Mark's...] Only three new arrivals this week, folks:
Korra,
Rude, and
Destruction. But we've got the 4th of July coming up, so we can probably expect some kind of shindig, and maybe fireworks if we're lucky. I could be all gung-ho and play patriotic music, but that's a little cliche, even for yours truly.
In fact - no. You know what? Why the hell does this place mostly focus on American shit? I know we've got people from a fuckton of different WORLDS, let alone countries on Earth! Tell me about your important national holidays, people. The ones where you get all "hooray for my heritage and the land steeped in the blood of my people who died stupidly because someone with more money and power told them they had to"!
Let's hear it. Maybe when those dates roll around, we can shoot off a few roman candles for them, too. And picnics, lots of picnics with grills and burgers and potato salad.
And HEY, speaking of potato salad, an open letter to whoever left that green tupperware bowl with the white lid in the fridge. If it's been there long enough to start making funny noises when I pick it up, you should PROBABLY wish up your own goddamn mini-fridge for your room. I take my life in my own hands enough on a regular basis walkin' around this place without having to worry about whether or not I'm gonna get jumped by somebody's ganky old leftovers! At the very least, for people's safety, sanity, and olfactory senses, label your crap, wouldja?? Do I have to tell you all the horror story of the black lobsters from hell again?!
While you're mulling that over, I'm gonna send a nice little debut album your way, from my close personal friends The Black Crowes. Brand new back home for me, but by the looks of the music room, they hung on for a while yet. Check 'em out ...
[and he'll just ... go ahead and throw the whole album into the stereo. Enjoy, Paradisans!]