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[wizard_redfive]

[Dairine had slept in this morning. She figured she deserved it, after the cat ordeal and having to do errantry work on her own birthday. But when she wakes up, something feels… different. It doesn’t take Dairine long to figure out why.]

Ha, ha. Very funny, Paradisa.

[Her voice sounds off, but the dry sarcasm can be heard loud and clear.]

Happy birthday to me.

[ Adult women that she personally knows can trust ]

You wouldn't happen to have any spare clothes, would you?

[Later in the day, one might find an attractive young woman stalking about the castle in various stages of irritation. A newcomer? But… doesn't she look oddly familiar?]

((Backdated to Oct. 21. Loss start! Open via journal or action.))

seven locked doors

[buttonless]

[So you know what's not really all that fun?

This entire cat thing, actually. That's what. No surprise there. Coraline is usually pretty okay with cats and all, but throughout this mess she's been holed up with a trowel in arm's reach. All she knows is that shit went from boring to intense pretty fast right there. The creep factor hit just a little too close to home, literally.]

So... this kind of stuff is why everyone hates it here so much. Really hates it. I mean, I really hate it too, but I guess it never seemed as totally creepy as everyone made it sound.

... Well, as deadly, at least.

[A hesitant pause.]

What's the absolute creepiest thing it's done before? Just so I know what to look forward to.

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[likethetragedy]

( People who know Oliver Queen )

( Katniss Everdeen )

( Peter Parker )

( Crowley )

And I thought humans had issues

[waterproofed]

One thing I will never forgive this place for is that it makes me read.

I was looking to see if Hercules dealt with anything like this, 'cause it seems like that guy dealt with pretty much every monster you can think of, and it turns out it's Hera's fault black cats are bad luck.

Hera, just a friendly tip: you really need to stop messing with people. It's getting to be a serious problem.

Thankfully, she's not a cat...

[knight_2000]

It would seem that, in the midst of all the unpleasantries, that my... girlfriend has somehow been transformed into a lemur, of all things.

... Someone please tell me that this condition is not permanent?

Please?


[OOC - Sorry, Paradisa, but that cat with hands plotty thing totally creeped me out and I am SO glad it's over...! D:]

First Story; Dictated;

[easily]

Niklaus? [Her voice carries over the journal, she hasn't yet realized it's dictating her words.] Brother, are you here?

I was just talking to him, he couldn't have gotten that far yet. Elijah? Kol? Finn? [Nothing. None of her brothers are calling back to her.

Her voice becomes a little more desperate.]

Mother? Father?

I don't know where this is. I know you were worried about the wolves and were looking for an answer from the spirits to protect us but where are we?

Are you even here?

[It's then that she realizes the journal is writing down her words.]

What is this thing? Why is it writing everything I'm saying? What kind of witchcraft is --

[But her message is cut short as she shuts her journal closed quickly.

It's all a little too much for her to take in.

She can however, still be found wandering around the lobby of the Castle looking really out of place.]

[ooc: open to action or delayed journal responses.]

Twelve Truffula Trees

[whichwayyoulean]

[And today in the journal, there is a handy little message posted in it, which reads thusly:]



[And, apros to nothing else, the Once-ler decides to dictate into this thing. He's been largely avoiding the journal since that...nightmare mess. But he feels enough time has passed that anyone who wanted to chew him out for his own dream will have done it already]

Okay. So I have some questions about Halloween. Actually, just one question, because we have Halloween where I come from too, but there's one thing that's throwing me. So there's candy right? That's cool, everyone loves candy. But you guys let your kids just...wander around willy nilly in the streets to collect it?

Because where I come from that would be seen pretty much as a sacrifice. Or at the very least tempting fate in a pretty big way. I mean not even my mom sent me out on Halloween and her parenting skills were questionable at best.

So just asking what's up with that and if any other worlds have a creature who opens up a portal to hell on Halloween night? I'm guessing not most of you, if you're sending your kids out. Though, you know, I could be wrong. You could all really hate your kids.