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[molotov]

[Happy April, Paradisa! Molotov is aware that it's April Fool's Day, and she's also aware of the stupid weather, but she has a task that just can't wait.]

[Delivered by ghost this morning, to: Ezio Auditore, Hellboy, Dr. Gregory House, Mark Hunter, Kate Kane, Kermit, Mindy Macready, Corporal Maladict, Cross Marian, Princess Nudge, Spike Spiegel, Damian Wayne, Alleria Windrunner, Sylvanas Windrunner, and Veeresa Windrunner.]
[All of you should have previously received a save the date card. Well, now, in an envelope addressed to you "and guest", you've received this:]



[You know, for all your formal invitation wedding needs.

Inside the envelope, there's an RSVP card, mostly because Molotov is pretty big on traditions. You know, like formalities and proper execution methods. The card literally just says to contact her through the journal. Because Molotov is dumb.

Some of your envelopes might also contain a special, handwritten note! These are mostly chastising, such as telling you to dress properly, to be on your best behavior, etc. Because Molotov is also a bitch.]

[Molotov is actually out in this terrible weather, taking care of her poor bears, making sure they're happy. Once that's done, she just holes up in the reserve's office with Mishka, reading and waiting for the rain to break.]

[ OOC: Open to anyone who might be out in that weather, for whatever reason. TO THE WEDDING INVITEES: feel free to apply whatever bitchy little note might work best for your character, if they got one. Also, the invitations went out regardless of how she feels about each particular person, so you might get attitude when you RSVP >:3 ]

Comments

[assassino]

Well, let's get you some dinner at the Lux, then.

[molotov]

Excellent. Half an hour?

[assassino]

Half an hour will do.

[molotov]

See you then.

[assassino]

[And he will be there :')]

[molotov]

[She'll make him wait just because she's a bitch, but she will be there too :')]

[assassino]

[Omg rude. But Ezio deals. Real gentlemen wait for ladies B')]

You look lovely as always, Molotov.

[molotov]

And you, though I find myself wondering how Stephanie has yet to replace your wardrobe with more modern clothes.

[assassino]

I do not know either, seeing as she seems to enjoy dressing me up in clothes... perhaps if she replaced my wardrobe entirely, she wouldn't have an excuse to do it anymore.

[molotov]

It does take away from the sheer hilarity that I am sure would result from putting you in a pair of overalls.

[assassino]

Overalls? [Wait, he can figure it out.] Does it go... over all?

[molotov]

Something like that. You can always go shirtless under them, to add to the effect.

[assassino]

Without knowing what they look like, I am not sure what to make of that, but it would be improper to go without a shirt... except on the beach, I am told. Stephanie was very eager about that trip.

[molotov]

Was she now. [There's some dryness in her voice.] Well, anyway, I cannot fathom wearing so many layers. Surely you must be constantly boiling.

[assassino]

[Shrug]

It can get hot, but it is practical in a fight. I can't imagine how you do your work with... that.

[Vague gesture at her chest. And all that...... cleavage........]

[molotov]

This [vague gesture!] is usually an asset. Most people that I am hired to terminate are men.

[assassino]

So they just stop and stare instead of fleeing or fighting?

[molotov]

Oh, nyet. But it tends to pause them long enough to give me the advantage.

[assassino]

True. I suppose I can't disagree, I hire courtesans for the same purpose.

[molotov]

If you switched to killing women, you could save your money.

[But she's obviously joking, and laughs immediately after speaking.]

[assassino]

Perish the thought.

[molotov]

Actually, all you need is a catsuit like mine, and I guarantee you can distract the men on your own, too.

[assassino]

I need to be able to hide in plain sight! That cat-suit would never fit in.

[molotov]

[YEAH NO EZIO. Waltzing around in all white with an enormous hood is completely inconspicuous.]

You can wear a cloak over it.

[Molotov is getting close to hysterics, this is so ridiculous.]

[assassino]

[laugh]

If there ever is one in my size, I'll try it on just once, for your amusement.