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[themistress]

[It's Tuesday, Paradisa, and that means two things: the first is that The Four Seasons Room is in beach mode, and the second is that Mistress's dulcet tones are ringing through the journal. She seems genuinely pleased.]

This beach is marvelous. We don't have shores like this in my kingdom, where everything is bright and warm and pleasant. Even if one journeys to the ocean itself, the waters are rough and the beaches are rocky. Tell me, subjects, are places like this common in other worlds? Do people really live there?

Oh, and do feel free to join me here!

[Which is something you may or may not actually want. Because what does a woman whose normal attire consists of a string bikini wear to the beach?

The answer is nothing but some very artfully applied sand and shells. She has to match the room, of course.]



[ OOC: Obligatory permissions post, please use it! Open over the journal, and for beachy fun-time action. ]

Comments

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Considering what I've seen of you? Doubt it.

[themistress]

Oh, come now. You have to admit that you've hardly given me a chance.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

You threatened me with a strap-on when I first met you.

[themistress]

Well, first of all, you were being rude, and second of all, you'd like it.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

... No. I wouldn't enjoy it.

[Not denying the rudeness.]

[themistress]

How do you know?

[dontpatr0nizeme]

I just know.

[themistress]

[Tongue clucking] You sound like someone who had a bad first experience.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

No, I didn't. But that's beside the point.

[themistress]

So you admit you like it, and yet somehow you wouldn't? I'm probably far more gifted than whoever buggered you.

[Though she does stop and give this some thought. She'd hate be insulting some unknown person's skills.] Well, wait... how many people, on average, does that person bugger a day? Because I was at about three before I got here.

not here

[brute_shot_bully]

[He's not saying anything yet. Dude, Wash, you didn't!





did you?]

not here

[encryptedlock]

[He totally did.]

[dontpatr0nizeme]

... There is a difference between that incident and what you want to do.

And I don't exactly monitor that person's sex life, lady. Seriously.

[themistress]

Of course I can't grow a cock, but beyond the actual instrument, I daresay I'd probably be much better.

But if you're really so shy, I'd be willing to work you up to that.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

... I really doubt that.

And what the hell do you mean work me up to it?

[themistress]

If there's anything I should never be doubted about, it's sex.

Oh, you think that your ass is my only interest? Oh, no no no, dear Washington. I can think of so many activities...

[dontpatr0nizeme]

... I'm sure.

I really have a feeling your interests won't be terribly pleasant for me. Could be wrong, but I doubt it.

[themistress]

On the contrary, I think you'd quite like all of it. You see, I've decided that you need nurturing more than punishment.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

What is that supposed to mean?

[themistress]

It means that my initial approach to you and most others here was wrong. But I've rectified this error.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

You are the most confusing person I've met here in a while.

[themistress]

I'll take that as a compliment.

Now come play with me. The beach is lovely, Washington.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

... It wasn't exactly meant as one.

You think I'm just going to come frolic on the beach with you?

[themistress]

Why not? I don't have anything here to frighten you with. It's warm and pleasant and soothing. And the castle seems happy to oblige drinks.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

Might not be so bad. An interesting distraction, considering how many people I've probably annoyed.