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[secondchances]

Hi. I have this sneaking suspicion that I missed a lot, seeing as it's now January and I think I was kidnapped. So much for my little get together for the new year.

[There's a few metallic clatters here, one of them is drawn out as a ring spins to a slow stop on her desk.]

I also seem to have way more Renaissance-style jewelry than I remember, and that doesn't bode well. Uh, Lucrezia...?

There seems to be a lack of mass confusion, so I'm guessing it was only a few of us that... what? Got stuck in a--I don't even know what that was, really.

Sooooo. Care to fill me in? Anyone? Please tell me I wasn't turned into an old woman or something and just don't remember that.

Comments

Ezio

[secondchances]

How generous.

Stephanie

[assassino]

I think it is! It is a sacrifice on my part, when I could have a great beard.

Ezio

[secondchances]

For your birthday I'll support all your beard-growing fantasies.

Stephanie

[assassino]

But that is still over five months away!

Ezio

[secondchances]

That's right. Maybe you'll forget by then.

Stephanie

[assassino]

No, I will not forget.

Ezio

[secondchances]

Fine. Then we'll at least have about half a year of you looking like this. Then you can get all hairy.

Stephanie

[assassino]

You say that as if we are counting down to the end.

Ezio

[secondchances]

We are, Ezio. We are.

Stephanie

[assassino]

You dread it that much?

Ezio

[secondchances]

[Sad face :( and a sad nod.

Overreacting? Just a bit.]

Stephanie

[assassino]

[He pulls himself away from cooking to come over and stroke her hair.]

Poor bambina.

Ezio

[secondchances]

[Smile...]

Your hands better not be greasy.

[She doesn't want meatball hair, eww.]

Stephanie

[assassino]

[He just chuckles and leans down to kiss her on the crown of her head.]

Or what?

Ezio

[secondchances]

[D'aww. A small laugh.]

I'll think of something unpleasant. It'll probably involve a butt being kicked.

Stephanie

[assassino]

Of course.

[He goes back to cooking, though.]

Ezio

[secondchances]

That's right. Run away before I can get you. [She's too lazy to get up and play, and also she just really wants that food he's making so it's better not to cause any delays :') ]

Stephanie

[assassino]

[He chuckles.]

And what would happen if you get me?

Ezio

[secondchances]

I'll let you imagine what happens.

[She doesn't have a plan, jeez.]

Just know you won't like it.

Stephanie

[assassino]

Oh? Well, in that case, perhaps I should not be cooking for such a violent young woman...

Ezio

[secondchances]

But I'll starve. You wouldn't do that to me.

Stephanie

[assassino]

Ah, yes, you have no survival skills without me.

Ezio

[secondchances]

I know, right? It's a wonder I made it here two years without you.

Stephanie

[assassino]

[chuckle]

God only knows.

Ezio

[secondchances]

And god only knows how you lasted so long without a Stephanie Brown in your life.