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[shenunigans]

so i know the first rule of fight club is not to talk about fight club
but after the shenanigans from a week ago and the devastating loss of drink pushing bears
i gotta say
i am really god damn bored
i am watching my fingernails grow here people
youve gotta fucking help me

if any of you happen to be a badass or something
you should get your bad ass up on the roof and bring your a game
it is on
paradisa
fite me
imma be chilling on the roof above the courtyard if you got the skills to punch the guys who give you the bills

bring it

[ooc: Long story short, Dave is bored and pretty restless. He's looking for someone to practise fighting with but he also wants to scope out the fighting crowd here. If you want to jump right into action that is OK!]

Comments

[shenunigans]

sheesh
that isnt surprising at all considering how much he likes faygo
what the hell kind of potion are they anyway

[cyan_maid]

They apparently have a variety of uses.
The olive colored one was specifically a sort of...erm, love potion though.

[shenunigans]

really
did he try to use it on you

[cyan_maid]

He sort of...gave it to me for free.

[shenunigans]

oops
sounds like somebody has a crush
careful now
he might try to serenade you with the song of his people
shitty raps

[cyan_maid]

Oh HELL no!!!

[shenunigans]

im not sure how all trolls put on the moves put it all sounds vague and creepy enough to be troll romance thing there sis

[cyan_maid]

No! No, no, no!
Not him, any troll but him!!!!

[shenunigans]

chill
hes not here is he
he and his plush eternal boner are far far away
theres nothing to worry about

[cyan_maid]

I don't even want to THINK about seeing him here...
Ugh. I will try not to worry.

[shenunigans]

im with you there bro
ive spent a fuckton of time on a meteor with him and i havent seen him good and proper yet
so with luck even if he is here hell just be sneaking around the halls stroking his plush boner

[cyan_maid]

That's...
Kind of worse to consider.

[shenunigans]

put it this way
would you rather deal with him sneaking or deal with him talking to you

[cyan_maid]

...
I really couldn't choose. Can I take a third option?

[shenunigans]

well figure that one out if he shows his boner around these parts
what if he is here and we just dont know because he hasnt told us

[cyan_maid]

What's his name? We could check the directory in the lobby.
That's how I usually end up finding people.

[shenunigans]

uh
something dumb
gayzee moroco
gamzoo maraca

oh
gamzee makara

[cyan_maid]

While all of those alternate spellings were hilarious, I will take note of the correct name and give it a check later.

[shenunigans]

if hes here contact me privately so we can organise a clown hunt

[cyan_maid]

A clown hunt.
How does one even properly organize one? Are there horns involved? Unicycles?

[shenunigans]

we play icp and leave faygo lying around until hes drawn from his hiding place
i guess horns could work
we all track him and honk horns until hes scared into the opening

[cyan_maid]

ICP...oh!
Oh, eugh, do you mean those gross rapper clowns?
He won't come out for carnival music? We'd HAVE to play that?

[shenunigans]

yeah i do
actually i dont think he reacted all that well to icp
but if we cage him it wont matter right

[cyan_maid]

Well, that depends.
How bad was his reaction exactly?

[shenunigans]

im not 100% sure
but i think he wanted to kill me