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[molotov]

[Happy April, Paradisa! Molotov is aware that it's April Fool's Day, and she's also aware of the stupid weather, but she has a task that just can't wait.]

[Delivered by ghost this morning, to: Ezio Auditore, Hellboy, Dr. Gregory House, Mark Hunter, Kate Kane, Kermit, Mindy Macready, Corporal Maladict, Cross Marian, Princess Nudge, Spike Spiegel, Damian Wayne, Alleria Windrunner, Sylvanas Windrunner, and Veeresa Windrunner.]
[All of you should have previously received a save the date card. Well, now, in an envelope addressed to you "and guest", you've received this:]



[You know, for all your formal invitation wedding needs.

Inside the envelope, there's an RSVP card, mostly because Molotov is pretty big on traditions. You know, like formalities and proper execution methods. The card literally just says to contact her through the journal. Because Molotov is dumb.

Some of your envelopes might also contain a special, handwritten note! These are mostly chastising, such as telling you to dress properly, to be on your best behavior, etc. Because Molotov is also a bitch.]

[Molotov is actually out in this terrible weather, taking care of her poor bears, making sure they're happy. Once that's done, she just holes up in the reserve's office with Mishka, reading and waiting for the rain to break.]

[ OOC: Open to anyone who might be out in that weather, for whatever reason. TO THE WEDDING INVITEES: feel free to apply whatever bitchy little note might work best for your character, if they got one. Also, the invitations went out regardless of how she feels about each particular person, so you might get attitude when you RSVP >:3 ]

Comments

[assassino]

Very true...

Well, if he strays on my watch, I will remind him what is at stake.

[molotov]

What do you mean, on your watch?

[assassino]

If I see him up to no good.

[molotov]

It would probably be in your better interests to not remind him.

[assassino]

Who said anything about reminding him?

[molotov]

You said you would remind him of what's at stake.

[assassino]

[DETAILS, DETAILS. Can't you let a man go, Molotov?]

Only if he slips up first.

[molotov]

[NEHVAIR]

You are a generous man. Surely the payoff for you would be better if I were forced to take revenge upon Samson.

[assassino]

I pride myself on being honourable. Women respect that.

[molotov]

I respect intelligence more.

[assassino]

Is that unusual from men in your time?

[molotov]

No more or less common than in your time. But intelligence gets you much further than honorability, and I love ambition.

[assassino]

[laugh]

So what, you'd rather I scheme and plot, and devise a way to remove Samson from your life -- or have him remove himself?

[molotov]

I would not necessarily rather you do that. It would just be more attractive.

[assassino]

You're a strange woman, Molotov, but I like it.

[molotov]

Strange? Because I would not have you lessen yourself?

I will take the compliment anyway.

[assassino]

No, because you would find someone interfering with your romance attractive. If some man devised a way to steal my love from me, I would hate him.

[Except in real life, he hooked them up and fled the city! Oh snap.]

[molotov]

I would not find the act attractive. It would be the determination behind it.

[assassino]

[Shrug, laugh.]

It's more or less the same thing.

[molotov]

Oh, nyet nyet nyet, zaychik. It would be awful if someone were to meddle in my relationship out of hatred or malice. But because a man is so determined to have me that he cannot bear to see me with someone else? That is attractive.

Samson did it, a little over a year ago. He was obnoxious as all hell, but it was extremely endearing.

[assassino]

But obviously he would have to meddle. What good is determination if he does not act on it?

What did Samson do?

[molotov]

I am saying that the intention behind the meddling is what matters.

Samson was absolutely incorrigible. Guido left before you arrived, but Brock stalked us relentlessly, until I would speak to him again. I think he wanted to fight Guido, but he would have lost.

[assassino]

If Guido is more powerful, why did you not stay with him?

[molotov]

Samson is my weakness, and has been for many years. Besides, he was genuinely apologetic for the behavior that made me start seeing another man to begin with.

And, as I said, Guido is gone now. He left not long after we parted ways.

[assassino]

I am glad it has worked out, then.

Was Guido an Italian? Or a Spaniard, I suppose...