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[exanimatus]

This trip is bullshit.

I hope that there's a serial killer out in the woods. I hope that he murders all of you.

Preemptive dibs on the bed with the least amount of blood on it.

[this iJournal message is brought to you by the surly teenager on the roof of the Marian Family Cabin. how did he get up on the roof? he doesn't know, but it's better than talking to any of you losers.]

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[midget]

Wait.... aren't you usually by yourself?

[ ....Big bro, too. ]

[exanimatus]

Yes. But I'm awesome.

Don't worry, that kind of stuff never messes with people during the daytime anyway. You've got a few more hours.

[midget]

What? But I like it more at night! Why can't they all come out during the day instead?

[exanimatus]

Because that's not sneaky at all.

...Actually, I think some lake monsters might come out during the day.

Ah, whatever. Stick with one of us, you'll be fine.

[midget]

...All right! I can do that.

[exanimatus]

Great. Nothing's gonna come get us.

Think there's anything cool to do in that little town at night?

[midget]

It's kinda small. I think everywhere's gonna be closed.

But it could be fun to explore. [ Because things are just cooler at night, you know? ]

[exanimatus]

Yeah. Maybe there's an old warehouse with secret ancient artifacts in it or something. Or an antique shop that doesn't blow. Or, I dunno, some roofs we can go climbing on.

[...] And don't listen to Rin, she's no fun.

[payback]

Don't listen to him, Evangeline.

[exanimatus]

Hey, this is legitimate stuff.

[payback]

You're going to scare her! She's just ten. Jeez, Zelman.

[exanimatus]

That won't stop chainsaw maniacs.

[payback]

We're not going to run into any chainsaw maniacs! This isn't a movie!

[exanimatus]

Rin, you are killing the mood.

[payback]

Good.

[exanimatus]

Not good. Boooooring.

[payback]

Your face is boring.

[midget]

What?

Why not?

[payback]

He's just trying to scare you! This is a family reunion, not a movie! We way outnumber any potential killers, for one. And for two, it's not a movie!

[midget]

But aren't movies usually based on real stories?

[payback]

No! Anyway, they'd have to mob us with a whole cabal of murderers to take down the entire family.

... Although you should stick with grownups, that's true!

[midget]

Eeeh? But that's boring. I want to explore! And meet our family.

[payback]

Well... just make sure Galadriel knows where you're going! And take your iJournal with you.

[midget]

Ahhh that sounds like a lot of work.

[payback]

You know what would also be a lot of work? Rescuing YOU... from being KIDNAPPED!