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[shenunigans]

so i know the first rule of fight club is not to talk about fight club
but after the shenanigans from a week ago and the devastating loss of drink pushing bears
i gotta say
i am really god damn bored
i am watching my fingernails grow here people
youve gotta fucking help me

if any of you happen to be a badass or something
you should get your bad ass up on the roof and bring your a game
it is on
paradisa
fite me
imma be chilling on the roof above the courtyard if you got the skills to punch the guys who give you the bills

bring it

[ooc: Long story short, Dave is bored and pretty restless. He's looking for someone to practise fighting with but he also wants to scope out the fighting crowd here. If you want to jump right into action that is OK!]

Comments

[cyan_maid]

You know him?!
You're the second person I've met who knows him!!
How do you make him go away? Dirk will run out of orange soda if we don't figure something out, and then he'll never stay away!!!

[shenunigans]

sure do
if its the guy i know hes a fucking liability if i ever saw one
he killed a bunch of people and nobody has seen him since me and rose arrived on the meteor
hes fucking whacked out
funny as hell though

i have no idea sis
he up and left of his own accord
maybe we should just be thankful that he isnt here

[cyan_maid]

Oh my God...
I knew he was bad news the moment I saw him! Why didn't I just turn tail and run when he showed up on LOCAH???

[shenunigans]

i dunno
i guess the clown make up is disarming
unless you have a fear of clowns
then he looks as scary as he is

i have a bad feeling about this

[cyan_maid]

UUUUGH.
I think I still have a couple of his creepy potions, too.

[shenunigans]

he gave you potions
what kind of potions
you havent tried any have you

[cyan_maid]

Jumping Jehosaphat, no!
They look and smell like the foulest things.
Not even the ancient liquor in Roxy's house holds a candle to it!!!

[shenunigans]

sheesh
that isnt surprising at all considering how much he likes faygo
what the hell kind of potion are they anyway

[cyan_maid]

They apparently have a variety of uses.
The olive colored one was specifically a sort of...erm, love potion though.

[shenunigans]

really
did he try to use it on you

[cyan_maid]

He sort of...gave it to me for free.

[shenunigans]

oops
sounds like somebody has a crush
careful now
he might try to serenade you with the song of his people
shitty raps

[cyan_maid]

Oh HELL no!!!

[shenunigans]

im not sure how all trolls put on the moves put it all sounds vague and creepy enough to be troll romance thing there sis

[cyan_maid]

No! No, no, no!
Not him, any troll but him!!!!

[shenunigans]

chill
hes not here is he
he and his plush eternal boner are far far away
theres nothing to worry about

[cyan_maid]

I don't even want to THINK about seeing him here...
Ugh. I will try not to worry.

[shenunigans]

im with you there bro
ive spent a fuckton of time on a meteor with him and i havent seen him good and proper yet
so with luck even if he is here hell just be sneaking around the halls stroking his plush boner

[cyan_maid]

That's...
Kind of worse to consider.

[shenunigans]

put it this way
would you rather deal with him sneaking or deal with him talking to you

[cyan_maid]

...
I really couldn't choose. Can I take a third option?

[shenunigans]

well figure that one out if he shows his boner around these parts
what if he is here and we just dont know because he hasnt told us

[cyan_maid]

What's his name? We could check the directory in the lobby.
That's how I usually end up finding people.

[shenunigans]

uh
something dumb
gayzee moroco
gamzoo maraca

oh
gamzee makara

[cyan_maid]

While all of those alternate spellings were hilarious, I will take note of the correct name and give it a check later.