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[molotov]

[Happy April, Paradisa! Molotov is aware that it's April Fool's Day, and she's also aware of the stupid weather, but she has a task that just can't wait.]

[Delivered by ghost this morning, to: Ezio Auditore, Hellboy, Dr. Gregory House, Mark Hunter, Kate Kane, Kermit, Mindy Macready, Corporal Maladict, Cross Marian, Princess Nudge, Spike Spiegel, Damian Wayne, Alleria Windrunner, Sylvanas Windrunner, and Veeresa Windrunner.]
[All of you should have previously received a save the date card. Well, now, in an envelope addressed to you "and guest", you've received this:]



[You know, for all your formal invitation wedding needs.

Inside the envelope, there's an RSVP card, mostly because Molotov is pretty big on traditions. You know, like formalities and proper execution methods. The card literally just says to contact her through the journal. Because Molotov is dumb.

Some of your envelopes might also contain a special, handwritten note! These are mostly chastising, such as telling you to dress properly, to be on your best behavior, etc. Because Molotov is also a bitch.]

[Molotov is actually out in this terrible weather, taking care of her poor bears, making sure they're happy. Once that's done, she just holes up in the reserve's office with Mishka, reading and waiting for the rain to break.]

[ OOC: Open to anyone who might be out in that weather, for whatever reason. TO THE WEDDING INVITEES: feel free to apply whatever bitchy little note might work best for your character, if they got one. Also, the invitations went out regardless of how she feels about each particular person, so you might get attitude when you RSVP >:3 ]

Comments

[assassino]

I have been told what a "crush" is, I simply wondered if there was more to the saying.

Why is he wary?

[molotov]

He tends to be wary of any other men I am close to.

[assassino]

As you are wary of other women, no?

[molotov]

I have much more reason to be wary.

[assassino]

Also true...

Well, if he strays and tumbles another woman, then he only has himself to blame when you come to me for comfort and succor.

[molotov]

Oh, I somewhat doubt his ability to blame himself when his head is no longer connected to his body.

But you are correct.

[assassino]

[Hehe.]

Depends on which head.

[molotov]

Both. First one, then the other.

[assassino]

Poor bastard.

[molotov]

Like you said: he will only have himself to blame.

[assassino]

Yes, but no man wants to think about losing... his head.

[molotov]

Then perhaps more men should take precautions against it, by behaving.

[assassino]

Very true...

Well, if he strays on my watch, I will remind him what is at stake.

[molotov]

What do you mean, on your watch?

[assassino]

If I see him up to no good.

[molotov]

It would probably be in your better interests to not remind him.

[assassino]

Who said anything about reminding him?

[molotov]

You said you would remind him of what's at stake.

[assassino]

[DETAILS, DETAILS. Can't you let a man go, Molotov?]

Only if he slips up first.

[molotov]

[NEHVAIR]

You are a generous man. Surely the payoff for you would be better if I were forced to take revenge upon Samson.

[assassino]

I pride myself on being honourable. Women respect that.

[molotov]

I respect intelligence more.

[assassino]

Is that unusual from men in your time?

[molotov]

No more or less common than in your time. But intelligence gets you much further than honorability, and I love ambition.

[assassino]

[laugh]

So what, you'd rather I scheme and plot, and devise a way to remove Samson from your life -- or have him remove himself?