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[wheatdos]

[Oh god, now who is this guy? He's new, and he looks pretty mad. He's pacing the lobby like a mad freak. Fists clenched, hair ruffled and glasses broken, he's pretty hard to ignore because of the fact he's yelling out at the top of his lungs. Someone's gotta hear this guy.]

"Hello!? Helloooooo~
I said hello! Ca-can anybody hear me?
This is a joke... this is a joke right?
Someone-Someone want to tell me what's going on?"

[He pauses, and messes up his newly found hair, and then has a minor freakout. There he goes, talking to himself...]

"Ohhh my god, ahaha... oh this is ridiculous. THIS IS ridiculous, truly and utterly ridiculous!
I can't even conceive how ridiculous this is... this... this is like the epitome of ridiculous right here, right here in one place. It's-"

[He turns around, and trips over his footing, knocking over a vase. Oop.]

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[doublethefun]

[yup, still pushing him out the door]

Still thy tongue. We know not of what thou speakest of. Therefore, pour thy babbling incoherency into some other creature's ear - preferably somewhere outside.

[...lmfao. I lol'd.]

[wheatdos]

"Ba-babbling incoherency? What are you even- hey! Cut! Cut it out! You know, this is NOT NESSECARY right? I can walk myself! It's a bit wobbly, I know but you don't have to be rude about it! I bet you're getting some sort of sick pleasure out of this, aren't you? You sicko. Sick sick

PO-NY.
thing.

You're just as bad as one of those fat... annoying... scatterbrained... obnoxious humans, you know that? That's not a compliment you know!"

[He holds onto the wall as he is being pushed.]

[doublethefun]

[and she'll finally cut off her spell, though the doors are still wide open. Nice and wintry outside, don't you think?]

Prior to thy arrival, the humans We have met have all been unfailingly kind and well-mannered. Thou wouldst be an insult to them.

[wheatdos]

[Eek! The cold is something new to him. He had never felt anything until he was in this newfound body. Cold was uncomfortable and he DID NOT LIKE IT.]

Yeah, well they're probably just showing you the side that they want you to see, that's all, love. You can't possibly believe everything that you hear, now do ya? You see, I know humans like a book. They're not a very good book, I'll tell you that, but oh do I know. They made me just to do their dirty work, and the moment I didn't fit into their little niche they chucked me.An-And I went on saying that they're not all the same too, but they ARE. Oh they are. Pathetic and stupid creatures with a knack of destroying things. Allll they do. All they're good for. Yep. That's it.

[doublethefun]

And whatever thou art, We see that thou has "a knack" for whining. Excessively so.

[wheatdos]

"Whining? I'm, I'm not whining! Arrrghhhh! You know what, forget it. Why don't you go off and do your fancy bluey beam tricks somewhere else? I'm sure you can fine some other unsuspecting resident here to bother. I'm, I'm just going to sit over here, and figure out my PROPER way out of here. You're just distracting me, Like some annoying distracting unhelpful thistle lodged in my backside."

[doublethefun]

[there's finally a laugh, and then she shuts the doors with her magic again.]

Then perhaps thou shouldst refrain from immediately insulting any creature thou seest?

[wheatdos]

"Insulting? It's hardly insulting? It's its... it's expressing the truth in a way that seems like it's opinionated, yeah, yeah that's it."

[He suddenly looks around, rather flinchingly, as if he's looking for something. He moves in a way that's very sudden, almost robotic.]

"Hey, hey is, is there a way that you're doing that? With the, the door? Are you somehow attached to some sort of central intelligence system that let's you control the place? Is, is there a way I can be a part of that? Maybe? M-maybe, perhaps a superior I have to speak to? In fact, where is the superior of this place? I'd like... It'd like to have a stern conversation with him. Maybe, maybe with just a bit of force, just-just a bit."

[doublethefun]

Nay, what thou art describing still falls under the purview of "insulting."

[eyeroll] 'Tis Our magic, and Ours alone. We are not connected, nor do We wish to be connected, to the magic that runs this castle.

[wheatdos]

"Magic? Oh this castle is magical now? Pfffthaha, Magic, magicmagicmagic haha, don't go on talking about magic. I don't want to hear about it."

[doublethefun]

Then why didst thou ask?

[wheatdos]

"Well, for one, I didn't think that you were gonna bring up magic."

[doublethefun]

Then thou shouldst make thyself familiar with the concept. There is an abundance of magic here.

[wheatdos]

"No, nonononono, you know what magic is? Magic is something that cannot be explained. Yeah. that. But...Just because you don't know what it is, and no one else knows what it is that is powering the castle doesn't mean it's magic. Thats... haha, that's ridiculous really.

If that's the case then I come from an entire worrrrrlllld of magic, hahahahaha! Well... [he clears his throat] lived. And... and am going back to... soon. Very, very... verrry soon."

[doublethefun]

[as if she had already explained this before]

Unicorn magic is will, shaped by spells and channeled through the horn.

[wheatdos]

"Will... interesting."

[He doesn't sound interested]

"And... And what about the castle, huh?"

[doublethefun]

We do not know. We are familiar with enchanted inanimate objects, but those perform their specified tasks and nothing more. [depending on the ability of the unicorn]

The castle, however, seems to act on its own. At the very least, nopony has discovered its master.

[wheatdos]

"That's it!"

[He nods suddenly, turning away from her and stroking his chin thoughtfully]

"Yes, yes that's it. It's exactly like, like, like back at the lab. You see, you see, where I was back in, it-it was exactly like this. Some, some unknown figure of power... manipulating the place, except you know, obviously I knew who it was because I was working there, of course.

I just have... to find that power... and confront it. Find out what it wants with me. How, how much effort have you made to speak to "whoever's in charge?" Any? Maybe? Any info you can, can give me?"

[doublethefun]

[a shrug of her wings. Man, you're excitable.]

We have not been able to locate the source of the power.

[wheatdos]

"No progress... no progress... hmmmm...."

[He clicks his tongue, and begins pacing back and forth.]

"No one's tried... Oh, I don't know... provoking this castle or anything? Nothing? Okay, okay, no wait. We will have to start from scratch then. I need you, to help me... get out of here. I'm not sure of the extent of what you PO-NIES can do, but but, I'm sure it will be something, something helpful. Yeah, far more helpful then, well, you know, me simply doing it by myself, that won't be that helpful, really."

[doublethefun]

[skeptical look]

We thought thou didst not want Us or Our magic.

[wheatdos]

"Yeah that-that was true, uhhh... about, about a few minutes ago? But I realized my fault- well, actually I wouldn't call it a fault really, but, but at that time I didn't know you know. You know, I'm not... anything... well, like an idiot or anything. But, but anyway, you you proved your wealth, and, and seeing as I didn't know what you PO-NIES were capable of until now, I can safely say...

that both you, and your magic... are actually very, very, very important, yes. So... whad'ya say?

[doublethefun]

[examining a silver-shod hoof in apparent disinterest]

Very well. We shall help until We get tired of thy chatter. In the meantime, thou canst call Us Luna.

[wheatdos]

"Luna? Luna... like, like the moon?"

[He say's that a bit sadly.]

[doublethefun]

[well, that's different]

Verily. That is, indeed, what Our name refers to.