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[Happy April, Paradisa! Molotov is aware that it's April Fool's Day, and she's also aware of the stupid weather, but she has a task that just can't wait.]
[Delivered by ghost this morning, to: Ezio Auditore, Hellboy, Dr. Gregory House, Mark Hunter, Kate Kane, Kermit, Mindy Macready, Corporal Maladict, Cross Marian, Princess Nudge, Spike Spiegel, Damian Wayne, Alleria Windrunner, Sylvanas Windrunner, and Veeresa Windrunner.]
[All of you should have previously received a save the date card. Well, now, in an envelope addressed to you "and guest", you've received this:]

[You know, for all your formal invitation wedding needs.
Inside the envelope, there's an RSVP card, mostly because Molotov is pretty big on traditions. You know, like formalities and proper execution methods. The card literally just says to contact her through the journal. Because Molotov is dumb.
Some of your envelopes might also contain a special, handwritten note! These are mostly chastising, such as telling you to dress properly, to be on your best behavior, etc. Because Molotov is also a bitch.]
[Molotov is actually out in this terrible weather, taking care of her poor bears, making sure they're happy. Once that's done, she just holes up in the reserve's office with Mishka, reading and waiting for the rain to break.]
[ OOC: Open to anyone who might be out in that weather, for whatever reason. TO THE WEDDING INVITEES: feel free to apply whatever bitchy little note might work best for your character, if they got one. Also, the invitations went out regardless of how she feels about each particular person, so you might get attitude when you RSVP >:3 ]
[Delivered by ghost this morning, to: Ezio Auditore, Hellboy, Dr. Gregory House, Mark Hunter, Kate Kane, Kermit, Mindy Macready, Corporal Maladict, Cross Marian, Princess Nudge, Spike Spiegel, Damian Wayne, Alleria Windrunner, Sylvanas Windrunner, and Veeresa Windrunner.]
[All of you should have previously received a save the date card. Well, now, in an envelope addressed to you "and guest", you've received this:]

[You know, for all your formal invitation wedding needs.
Inside the envelope, there's an RSVP card, mostly because Molotov is pretty big on traditions. You know, like formalities and proper execution methods. The card literally just says to contact her through the journal. Because Molotov is dumb.
Some of your envelopes might also contain a special, handwritten note! These are mostly chastising, such as telling you to dress properly, to be on your best behavior, etc. Because Molotov is also a bitch.]
[Molotov is actually out in this terrible weather, taking care of her poor bears, making sure they're happy. Once that's done, she just holes up in the reserve's office with Mishka, reading and waiting for the rain to break.]
[ OOC: Open to anyone who might be out in that weather, for whatever reason. TO THE WEDDING INVITEES: feel free to apply whatever bitchy little note might work best for your character, if they got one. Also, the invitations went out regardless of how she feels about each particular person, so you might get attitude when you RSVP >:3 ]

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And so? It is not intelligent thought. You could teach a dog to come or sit, or a horse to bear a rider, but they only learn because of a master's hand. They do not go out and seek knowledge on their own, as men would.
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You should believe me because there is an entire library filled with books that back up what I say. No one is stopping you from doing further research.
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[Scowl]
And I do not have time to look up millions of things.
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Tell me when, exactly, you saw God. Or any of those other things. Solid proof.
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Well, surely there was some reason for humanity to believe those things in the first place.
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"A huge man who watches us did it" is much easier to swallow than "I do not know and neither does anyone else".
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[But he doesn't really know how to argue beyond that.]
I don't want to think about this if there aren't answers. I cannot dismiss all I know and replace it with nothing.
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There are answers. They are in books. You have told me you do not wish to read them.
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And how would I know what books are right and which are wrong?
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You cannot know. You just read as many books on the subject as you can, take into account all of the cited facts that keep popping up, then draw your own conclusions.
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Read science textbooks, modern ones. I am sure there are some in the library. Those are likely to be the best source of information. But always take everything with a grain of salt.
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Your people have had hundreds of years to discover these things, but they don't make an easy way to learn about them.
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Poor Ezio. You just need modern women to draw on your slate, don't you?
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Probably, yes...
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My lover from home is here, but she is not in the position to be doing that.
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