Miles Edgeworth (
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Case #01 [Accidental dictation]
[Over the journal system, many may hear of the panic of one utterly confounded prosecutor, faintly pleading for directions.]
----tomfoolery?! What do you mean I, 'can't get back'? Why, that's preposterous!
You, over there. Please, tell me at once! I...I have a briefing to attend in but ten minutes! What could you possibly --No! I have no time for wanton merrymaking! I must get to the courthouse immediately!
Since when did eveyone become so miserly with mere directions? I simply want to know how to -- would you please cease that at once!
[...Someone is definitely new here.]
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[THAT VOICE
no way....
He'd really like to be able to call out over the journals, but instead, he settles for whistling--a lot--to get the attention of this new someone that he very likely knows.]
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Likewise
Re: Likewise
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Edgey-poo!
If it wasn't for his helmet, you'd be able to see him grinning.
And, yes, he's very very tall.]
OLDBAG OH GOD THE HORROR 1/2
What is going on here? I merel--
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...Did I somehow end up in Japan?
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[Dictated]
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Nonsense! I was just there!
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'New here?' As for the 'here' I was but five minutes ago, I was not new to at all!
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He yawns and stretches, before noticing Edgeworth]
You new here?
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. . . . . . . . . . . .
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[A pink prosecutor stares as said blue pony trots by with floating books.]
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Action!
As far as I know, there is no courthouse in the area.
Camera!
Just under what judicial system does this castle operate under?
LIGHTS!
Uh, roll..tape?
Strike that. Reverse it.
Flip it and reverse it!
Just reverse it! :D
D: !ti esrever tsuJ
Alright. Stopping this now. :l
Inorite, pfft. XD
Is late. Cannot think.
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Having trouble?
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GAH!?
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I'll go easy on ya xD [Dictated]
And that's an unusual way of speaking. May as well be polite.]
You will find, that not everyone presently residing in this castle, is, of the greatest assistance to those newly arrived here. You are, a lawyer?
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...I take it you heard me.
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...You're not a demon too, are you?
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dictated;
I wasn't aware there was a courthouse here..?
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Mr. Edgeworth!
FUK YEH MAYA
I'M SORRY THIS IS LATE lkdhgad
<3!
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...Has someone explained it to you yet?
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